How do you know when the sarows is coming?

Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

most “protect the children” campaigns come with the implication that what’s best for children is 1950s white christian nuclear families and rigid adherence to the status quo, and having been a children I can definitively say that is very very incorrect

Having been a children of parents who were once childrens during this supposed perfect past era makes me even more sure it was very very not good.

There are many new books that are advertised as a groundbreaking "Found family of monster hunters!!!" and then I stare into the void because there IS an og found family of monster hunters in potentia, the Dracula one, but pretty much Every Single spinoff has decided to either villify them or erase them which legitimately is akin to erasing or vilifying The Fellowship Of The Ring to uplift Sauron.

cool to medium-lukewarm take maybe but i truly do not believe any workout app, gym equipment or fitness wearable should even attempt to estimate how many calories you’re burning during workouts

like not only are they nearly always wildly inaccurate, even if they weren’t i cannot for the life of me think of a personal-use purpose for same day active calorie expenditure data that isn’t exercise purging

‘how would other people describe you’ why would i know this