Can't Sleep, Brain Keeps Screaming

Has anyone else had a wooden sofa or was my family fucked up

a villain leaving the hero alone when they find out they're catholic. like, yeesh, imma gonna go. you are already your worst enemy

having really good 'yes and-' game with someone is dangerous if youre ever planning on returning to the bit because suddenly you gotta remember all this floating elf that holds up the traffic lore

One of the guys I worked with told us a story about how, when they were doing archaeology surveys in the woods they ran into a bigfoot hunter. Bigfoot guy asked if they had seen signs of bigfoot, and he was like "Sorry, nothing like that. We're archaeologists, so we're looking for human stuff." and the bigfoot guy was like "Oh! I saw some Native American cairns on my way out here. I can give you a general location." and when he was like "Yeah dude, that'd be sick. We're actually looking to document those." the bigfoot guy was like "Yeah, they looked pretty cool. I didn't touch them though, because Native Americans built them, not bigfoot."

i cannot wait to financially afford who i really am

stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off