Find Your Penguin

*wears a gigantic t-shirt* the shape and size of my body is a secret :-)

Remember that time I wanted on top of a building so badly that I hopped an 8ft government fence? No? Well now you do

This is the most random thing I’ve ever seen and it conveys an indescribable emotion

not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life

I want the Thing but not enough to do anything about it

Remember that time I wanted on top of a building so badly that I hopped an 8ft government fence? No? Well now you do

If a Russian dictator procrastinates is he Putin off the work or just Stalin for time? 

This stupid joke that I made when I was stoned will probably hit 10k before 2020 and that makes me more and more disappointed in myself every day

Will I ever find a hair product that can actually hold my hair in place for the entire day? I don’t know. This “high hold” bullshit is anything but.

@glumshoe As a hairdresser I can completely back this up eXCEPT theres one product by Paul Mitchell called Freeze And Shine, it's a hairspray and I have literally sprayed styles with it and walked that head of hair through a storm with tornado winds and ducking hAIL and it. Did. Not. Budge. I like to spray the hair while its damp to do fingerwaves and pincurls and when it sets its sculpuresque and I fucking love it but you cant spray anything dry unless you're certain because it wILL NOT UNDO. It was made in the 80s for Punk London and liberty spikes and it's the shit, my friend

Am I gay or do I want to be this attractive?

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

money for school pls

Issa comeup

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

you gotta love before you learn to do it well