ha ha

i'd like to apologise to every videogame i've ever criticised for giving the main villain massive plot armour. i didn't know it was actually a thing that real life villains are able to cultivate

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

And for the lady, perhaps reassurance without having to ask for it?

it's really funny how the entire world basically just blew the fuck up six short years ago and nobody wants to admit that that may have had some lasting consequences lmao

this is so sexy

I wonder what happened to all the agent smith masks

I can actually answer this! So the latex/rubber they used, while standard for Hollywood at the time, reacted REALLY BADLY to being doused in pouring water nonstop for an entire day of shooting. They ended up corroding, which caused them to stink really badly and glob together at the seams. The original plan was to hand out masks to various crew members on the final day of shooting as souvenirs, but the sopping wet, melting, rotting rubber got so gross that by the end of that shooting day they’d already thrown most of them out. Somewhere in a landfill are hundreds of disgusting, bloated, slimey Hugo weaving heads fused together into a nightmarish rotting amalgam :)