Simp for the Demiurge

how it feels to read 85 pages of a book in one sitting

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

would you rather have 1 dollar or 2 dollars

Look there’s hairs to be split about fan entitlement and the precedent of director’s cuts and how common it is for a film’s edit to be tweaked during a remaster, but you can’t let the trees distract you from just how goddamn ugly this forest is. I mean come ON: