Oh Boi Here We Go

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

olive is circulating again! i hope even now after she’s gone she knows how many people saw such an often misunderstood little creature and sent so much love her way. i love being reminded of this post and read through the tags all the time, it gives me hope in the goodness of people, especially during shit times. i love you olive!

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

She maturn on my pearth til I goopiter

that's three pixels of dick and six pixels of boob

Imagine you're skiing your little heart out, very close to the finish line, and then all of a sudden you're being chased by something that, for all intents and purposes in that current moment, looks exactly like a wolf.

There's some serious penis fuckery going on in the ski jumping world

They're calling it penisgate/crotchgate...

#there are more ways to cheat in sports horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy

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Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

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