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Because Christine Sprankle gives so much to Magic, cosplay, and everyone lucky enough to know her.

The one thing all the Planeswalkers agree on. Christine is awesome.

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So we started making buttons at work out of damaged, old or bulk cards. ...so I played "Flip it or Rip it" and, well, Jace the Mind Sculptor survived by a narrow margine.

#RipJace #JTMS #mtg #FlipitOrRipIt

postrk

I have a raging clue.

mtg-realm

Magic: the Gathering - Funny Tee

Awesome hilarious Magic Judge t-shirt, posted by @MaxPlaysMTG

Lightning Bolts Don’t Kill Creatures State-Based Actions Kill Creatures

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yahenni

20 minutes into Consume All Life and chill and he gives you this look

bace-jeleren

Look at him, undressing that kor with his eyes

absolutejank

Look at him, unfleshing that kor with his eyes

prevsofialamb-blog

the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad

xavantina

The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:

i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl

Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:

Ouch

once-delight

Esmorolda and Corpet

moe-moe-watches

kelverse

absolutejank

When a movie sequel gets a new actor and they hope you don't notice

trans-mouse

I can’t tell if they had a good vampire art and just overlayed the tentacle, or if the tentacle is just missing the collider? But like, the tentacle looks good, and the vampire looks good, but they don’t look like they’re a part of the same art?

theceaselesshunger

It’s the total lack of blood or depth around the puncture. Now I’ll never unsee this

trans-mouse

I mean, there’s not a puncture? The tentacle is through them. It looks like an object in a video game with no collider.

theceaselesshunger

Let’s put this down to eldrazi bullshit and leave it at that

dimestoreskittles-deactivated20

Actually, I think the art on Transgress The Mind proves this is just a Thing the Eldrazi do. They can pass through the Blind Eternities okay… what’s a bit of matter to them?

trans-mouse

Okay but on transgress the mind the guy look uncomfortable, not mildly inconvenienced.

absolutejank

Cone of Frosts bigger brother

markrosewater

You can't take card ideas, but you're all ears for what we like and don't like. So, here's my two cents. I loved the mix-and-match mechanics cards from Future Sight (ex. Sprout Swarm, Gathan Raiders). I hope you're able to do more of them again.

They’re hard to do in normal expansions. What would you guys think of a mix & match supplemental product?

absolutejank

Huge fan. Made me fall in love with Future Sight

Opponent: Ancient Tomb

Me: Hoe don't do it

Me: *sweats*

Opponent: Chalice of the void at 1

Me: Oh my god

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blogging-phelddagrif

The other day

*Trading in some cards at LGS*

Me: Sweet, I got 90$ value, I could get like 2 Lilianas with that.

Employee: Ha!

*Looks at Liliana price tag*

Me: Holy shit what the fuck

island-delver-go

The banning of treasure cruise coupled with MM2015 not including INN block was the perfect storm. Snaps has skyrocketed too

absolutejank

Welcome to 2014 ago

postrk

#airplaneproject #teaser. #lineart #blackandwhiteart #rkpost #rkposse #playmat #sketch #commission #artcommission #Scg #scginvi #starcitygames #sharpie (at Chicago O’Hare International Airport)

Working to that Narset! These are definitely my stand outs (now)

#Mtg #Trading #Work #Finance

absolutejank

Could not find someone with a foil Narset (yet) but these are (just) my foils from trading after opening my box and from my prerelease pack.

island-delver-go

Sick pulls. I’m hoping I get some good stuff tomorrow

absolutejank

These are not pulls. These are trades.

Could not find someone with a foil Narset (yet) but these are (just) my foils from trading after opening my box and from my prerelease pack.

#Working #MTG #Trading #Finance

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