milk for the khorne flakes

petitioning my city council to hire a couple people to pour cauldrons of boiling oil off of tall buildings onto the sidewalk at random intervals to keep the pedestrian experience fresh and add "replay value"

if i was writing deltarune i would have included a moment in chapter three where tenna slips up and he/hims kris

like the two biggest things about Tenna is 1. he is outdated and 2. hes an incarnation of everything Kris doesn't like about their family. like if any one character in the game would be transphobic it would be him.

there's that one tumblr post about Noelle or Toriel being mildly transphobic and i absolutely do get why you would draw that conclusion HOWEVER. the fandom is 1000% not ready to handle the nuances of a woman having transphobic biases and still being an ultimately sympathetic character. yes this is also partially motivated by spite towards the kind of person who makes spamtenna have more fics on ao3 than suselle.

hawk 2 just uh invented 67 new special types of glueberries which all let you walk up and down any amazing digital surface

Worm really managed to mimic its comic book inspirations in a truly incredible way, in that 90% of the people who write fanfiction for it haven’t actually read the source material.

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

some of you need to get new aspecs

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portrait of coil with these and one glass reflects one timeline and the other reflects the other

WAIT THIS ACTUALLY GOES SO HARD

amy and bonesaw bonding over their shared love of clavicular