Space Boi

my all-time comfort show since i was a child 🫶🏻

My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because that’s too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.

Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales

women in stem. women in root. women in leaf.

lacing my blood with poison so when those mosquitoes try to drink from me theyll be in for a nasty surprise

huh. guys i feel a little funny

no matter how hard i try, nothing i write will ever be as fucked up as the stuff somebody who thinks they're creating a Wholesome AU with unexamined beliefs will make.

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

bigs my eyes

bigs my eyes at you

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is