You're too loud.

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

tags by @ultramarineblues: #deeply curious about how this person discovered the cat liked this game

Mr. Beast is such a fascinating public figure cause he's the only one who's willing to outright say stuff like how his success came at the cost of his joy and human passions but when you look him in the eyes it's clear that he doesn't consider this a bad thing

Actually I'm not sure you can detect any core beliefs or emotions or even the will to live on Mr. Beast's face, but that's exactly the point. He appears completely content with being a brand instead of a human being

I think we as atheists have probably swung too far towards tolerance and polite quiet. We should swing back towards publicly criticising the repression, hypocrisy, deception, untruths, bigotry, cruelty and nonsense of religions. even on Tumblr the Catholics have stopped feeling any sort of shame! the CATHOLICS!!!

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

In high school one of my hobbies was antagonizing the catholic kids. There was this one guy I told I didn't believe in the pope. His eye twitched a little and then collected himself and tried to fall back on some kind of peacemaking liberal compatibalism line, you know, "oh, that's fine, everyone's experience of faith is mediated differently" and then I'd be like, no, I mean I literally don't believe the pope physically exists. There's never been a pope. Any time you see the pope that's just some random guy they dressed up as the pope to fool us into thinking he's real

Another guy I kept asking who'd win in a fight between the Father, the Son and The Holy Spirit. No matter what he said I just kept trying to battle board them, assign stats