What's Your Damage?

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies