Wannabe Cool Kid

Waiter! Waiter! More hole please!

btw if two guys are both wearing backwards hats it means they were just making out

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

THE TITANIC?????

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

> use genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use hand on genitals

You can't use that right now!

> use genitals on hand

You can't use that right now!

> help

man fuck this game

Happy Smallpox Eradication Day

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

a real true mutual waits until you are opening tumblr at work to reblog sexually explicit art

Reblog this loby when they least expect it.

It's actually so fucking weird that your identity is absolute these days. like, it's been normalized to the point we don't think of it much, but until a hundred years ago, hell even less, you could just kinda. go somewhere else, and be a new person. and that's not a thing anymore.

Yk this is fully untrue right? You can fully still do this if you're willing to change and let go of everything at literally any moment you want

since a good few people now have said this i want to be clear: you can move to a new town still and change socially, but like. the government still knows who you are. so do tons of corporations. your identity follows you.

13 hours later and the parade of stupid comments like this has not stopped =_=

a guy named Rusty cage did a video on how it's impossible to leave your identity behind unless you become a eunuch

fuck hermit I meant hermit

Identity is stored in the balls.