The Aberration

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

I'm pretty sure that as much as anything this skill boils down to frustration tolerance. I see people melting down at the first sign of needing to search for instructions all the time. Teaching them to get through it becomes as much about teaching them to handle the emotional experience of not knowing as anything else.

The hero is a strict pacifist and refuses to ever use violence to deal with villains. It keeps working, not because they are so great, but because the villains still remember the previous hero and are in agreement that they really want to keep the current one.

I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

too many dweebs think this is about dnd, this is real life. this is how I get to the front of the line at five guys.

anyways i'm choosing not to post that one publicly and i'mma just turn off asks cuz it's not like we use tumblr much in general lol

the ‘meet-cute’ in this book happens because the castle residents keep live demons in the cellar to eat as delicacies, and the evil alien happens to take a fancy to this one. so he basically pulls the lobster out of the tank of a seafood restaurant and starts dating it

I just looked through OP's blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don't understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a "bonus round" where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it's none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

NOTHING could have prepared me for that