been getting into spinach lately

Yes Dr Rorschach

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i know ppl have been saying this, but fmab truly has some of the best female characters in anime, if not television in general. girls who fight, girls who dont fight, women in stem, war criminals, housewives, demons, women in relationships, single women, old lady spies, precious little girls, princesses, ninjas, hopeful women, cynical women, kind women, callous women, women with children, women without children, soldiers, civilians

I'm almost certain the "bible story" about rock piles referenced in The Blair Witch Project HAS to be about the mizpah (rock pile meant to act as a "watchtower" of god) that represents the truce between Jacob and Laban (I noticed for the first time they specifically mention Esau, who was half the reason Jacob left to work for Laban in the first place, the other being to marry one of his daughters - and ending up marrying two - hence their conflict). This would roughly mean the rock piles are property boundary markers and represent a truce, and beyond them is the witch's woods. It's notable that NOTHING weird happens until the VERY NIGHT they encounter the rock pile area and presumably continue on past it to camp, as if only after crossing that point considered trespassers. It's almost like the ones around the tent are a second chance meaning "DON'T leave this tent, or else" (especially since the night after that is when the camp is ransacked by ghost children). I've cracked it, I finally have enough base folkloric knowledge to seamlessly follow the logic of the witch.

they should've done a riverdale episode where cheryl hosts a party to show off her outfit and then veronica walks in with even fancier clothes + jewelry that she got from her friend katy keene and upstages cheryl making cheryl hopping mad and then cheryl gets a delivery from christine bior labeled 'almglocken' and she's like How delightsome! My very own almglocken! and starts wearing it around and everyone is like Cheryl that's a cowbell and she's like No you heathens this is an authentic christine bior almglocken. and everyone's like okay i guess but betty confronts her and says Cheryl that is a cowbell and you look stupid please take it off and cheryl says Well cousin since we're on the subject i've always thought your ponytail makes you look like a repressed serial killer. which is the thing betty is insecure about so she goes off to brood. meanwhile cheryl is starting to make cow puns every time she speaks she's like Hello veronica you're auditioning for the lead in moo-lin rouge i see and veronica is like Cheryl are you making cow puns because you're wearing a cowbell and cheryl is like How udderly ridiculous how many times do i have to tell you people it's not a cowbell it's an almglocken. then cheryl has a dream where she gets locked in the barn and taken to the market by her mother and slaughtered and turned into steak and served up to jason while we intercut with veronica singing dona dona at some sort of entertainment venue for reasons known only to veronica. then later that night jughead and tabitha hear a mysterious noise outside pop's and find cheryl eating grass and jughead is like Uhh cheryl why are you eating grass and she's like Jughead you are so STUPID i am returning to the ancestral blossom ways. Now mooo-ve out of my way. and then she turns into a cow.

me making jesus watch riverdale: so here's when the riverdale gang uses the power of unions and community to defeat the evil racist wizard