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The raven king, chapter ten
"How interesting," they say.
(and they say it a lot)
(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)
Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!
The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.
Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-
... He's got a banger style actually.
You fucking wish the author was dead. The author is on twitter
2 sentence horror story
I had to do it I'm sorry
We'll truly miss u Karina :']
harvey - gravity falls animatic

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Fictional country: average fantasy
Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre
Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city
Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application
Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of
Hi, in your fic “Sunrise & Death” Andrew doesn’t eat meat, and I’ve seen more people talk about vegetarian Andrew. Is this a common headcanon, Nora (or the canon text) mentioned it at some point or a secret third option?
(I’m loving the fic, btw :))
Hi there,
First of all, thank you so much for your praise of Sunrise & Death (on AO3 under the username praytoneverrip)! I promise to update soon - and I have some other Fics in the works, as well! (A sequel to my Fic “Runaway Boy on Hold” currently titled “hold on (to your) runaway boy” that takes place 10 years after Canon when Andrew is 30 & Neil 29, kind of like how “Runaway Boy on Hold” was written 10 years ago today. As well as my Fic on Andrew’s POV on Neil going missing in TKM!)
As for your question, Andrew not eating meat comes from Nora’s EC. She said that while Andrew doesn’t consider himself to be “vegetarian” he doesn’t really eat meat and prefers vegetarian options when possible, which is kind of funny considering she mentioned he also isn’t very fond of fruits or vegetables. He prefers carbs (particularly pastas), although this can also include bread, and if you want other noodle or rice dishes. She also mentioned that Andrew of course loves sugar: ice-cream, chocolate bars, etc.,. He also loves spicy food! Hakka/Szechuan Chinese food & Indian food would definitely suit him, alongside Italian & Mexican.
More fun facts include that Andrew knows how to cook (and apparently learned at Eden’s Twilight?? Suggesting both that Eden’s Twilight serves food & 17-year-old Andrew was responsible for said foods preparation). Therefore, in the future Andrew is usually responsible for cooking for him & Neil since apparently Neil is NOT very good at cooking since he & Mary often ate a lot of instant/ready-made meals & Neil also spent his one year alone after Mary died without electricity, so it wasn’t like Neil was able to cook for himself. Neil also shares Andrew’s distaste of vegetables, so at least that won’t be a problem with them, although Neil does enjoy fruit!
car mechanic au weeeee neil josten will kill u with his wrench #stay safe out there
hello neil i haven't drawn you in a while
i want to say that the movie i think about the most often is something good. its not. its actually fly away home (1996), a movie which i have to assume was originally pitched as 'what if we hit every plot beat of a classic horse movie but instead of a majestic black stallion the troubled teenage girl with a strained relationship with her father that just recently moved on to his farm becomes attached to a Gaggle Of Canadian Geese'. full disclosure i havent seen this movie since i was six and i couldnt be bothered googling it for the purpose of writing this textpost. anyway in the movie fly away home (1996), there is a scene where the teen girl protagonist is showering (already sortve odd now that i write it down) and she presses down on the idk shampoo dispenser which i remember as looking gargoyle esque for some reason, and the shampoo goes directly in her eyes, at which point she begins screaming at the top of her lungs, so her dad breaks down the door, scoops her up in a towel, and carries her out of the bathroom. ....what the fuck? why? what?
anyway i do think about this scene literally every time i wash my hair and have done so for probably upwards of ten years now.

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and the only emails that find ME well are from archive of our own, so jot that down !
fix the past
build the future
Not sure how to caption this. Just thought it was cute and funny
#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.
andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.
andrew minyard character of all time.

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Mulan AU where she does get caught by the other fresh recruits while she's bathing but Mushu helps her spin it like the lake is cursed by an evil lizard demon and will turn men into women if they stay in it for too long.
From there it's not actually difficult to get the other soldiers onboard with covering up the fact that poor Ping took one for the team and got afflicted by the vagina curse, especially since it would have been all of them if they hadn't gotten the warning ahead of time. So they agree to help him cover it up, because obviously the army's not going to understand.
Shang is... tentatively glad that the men are bonding and getting along, even if they continue to be deeply weird about it.
Ling: Hey man, what's up— you've got boobs?!?!
Mulan: Uh, what boobs? Huh? Where did these come from?
Mushu: *facepalms and thinks quickly* (speaks from the shadows) I AM THE SPIRIT OF THE LAKE! BEWARE MY CURSED WATERS FOR THEY WILL TURN MEN INTO WOMEN!
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: Oh no! The spirit of the cursed waters!
Chi-Fu: SHE'S A WOMAN LI SHANG!
Mulan: Look-
Ling, Yao, and Chien Po: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!
[One convoluted, chaotic explanation later]
Shang: ...is this why you've all been insisting we don't camp anywhere that doesn't have a lake.
Shang: and then none of you actually swim in it.
Shang: and you all keep jumping at shadows.
Shang: wait a second Ping did this happen before or after you became insanely good at fighting?
Shang: did you get better at fighting after you became a woman.
Shang: are women better at fighting than us.
Mulan: ....uh. well. maybe? no one's ever tried to find out.
Yao: [thinking very fast] y'know Captain it's just so hard to find recruits these days.
Chien Po: Real shortage of men.
Ling: Lots of women, though.
Mulan: [catching on] Without marriage prospects.
Shang: You're right, men. The spirits must have done this in order to show us that we should be recruiting women as fighters.
Mushu [from the shadows, seeing an opportunity to do the funniest thing]: EXACTLY, LI SHANG. I HAVE TRANSFORMED PING INTO A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU HAVE TOO LONG OVERLOOKED THE TRUE WAY TO WIN THE WAR.
Mulan [seeing an opportunity to get all the stories straight]: O Great Spirit, is it reversible?
Mushu: WHY WOULD YOU WISH TO REJECT MY GIFT? I HAVE SEEN YOUR HEART, CHILD, AND HAVE ALREADY ALTERED THE MEMORIES OF EVERYONE WHO KNEW YOU BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR THE ARMY. YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THEIR DAUGHTER.
Li Shang: Welp, the spirits have spoken. Ping - wait is your name still Ping if you're a woman now?
Mulan: Uh. Actually, I was thinking of renaming myself. How do you feel about Mulan?
BONUS:
Mulan [climbing out of the eleventh lake the men have arranged for her to swim in]: Yeah no, it didn't work. Still got boobs. [tries to appear dejected].
Chien Po: If it makes you feel better, they're very nice boobs.
Mulan: Thanks, Chien Po.
Mulan and Mushu, somehow opperating on the same wavelength: oh haven't you heard?
sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont
reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals
It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude
everyone can say bitch me too
moots
followers
moots-in-law
strangers
even enemies