KILL IT WITH YOUR SWORD AMEN

the only way to be punk is to have an apple a day and brush your teeth every morning and say your prayers before bed

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

no condoms i jus superglue my dick shut #nutfortress

remember when Elementary adapted the holmes stories and made Watson a woman which removed the gay subtext but then made Moriarty also a woman and gave them weird lesbian subtext. masterful technique. the never-before-seen uno yuri reverse