Delicious.

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

"Go to hell" is basic and overused. "I hope your beloved childhood series becomes a never-ending hellscape of cash grab content wherein every new addition ruins the power and significance of the original story. I hope the main character loses what was the perfect ending to his story in favor of repeating the same spiral over and over wherein he's constantly on the edge of losing himself to his anger and fear but no resolution will ever happen." is way scarier. It is definitely possible. And it is happening to me right now.

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely