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this is what those posts about evil music are talking about
yes I love tmbg (they might be geese)
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Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.
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#IsBruceWayneBatman:Â a social media au | Part I
I mean yeah this is exactly what would happen.
Batman has gone to great lengths to create the persona of âBruce Wayne, upper class twit who could never be Batman.â
If Batman walked into the middle of Gotham Square and pulled off his mask and yelled âI, Bruce Wayne, am Batman!â The Headline would be âBruce Wayne gets drunk at costume party, driven home by Commissioner James Gordon.â
And on that ride home:
Gordon: You are such a piece of shit you know that right? One of these days thatâs not gonna work.
Bruce: *With the biggest shit eating grin ever* I know Jim, but it never stops being funny.
Gordon: SoâŚ. out of curiosity, how much money did Ollie lose to you this time?
Bruce: A gentleman never tells Jim, besides, its not about the money, its about the satisfaction of being rightâŚ.. and the look on his face.
Gordon: Nice.
and you just know Alfred has a veritable host of âembarrassing early morning bruceâ pics and video raring to go, like after a âskiing accidentâ to cover up a particularly nasty bat-injury in the line of duty
âIâm fine Alfred.â
âIf you are, then prove it by putting on your socksies by your self.â
(source is Harley Quinn season 2, episode 5, but I can see this as part of Dave Willisâ âHappy Bruceâ headcanon
I think the villain reactions would be priceless as well.
Two Face: Look I was friends with Bruce for years. Heâs a nice guy, but doesnât have the brains God gave a fiddler crab. Heâs not Batman.
Riddler: I can confirm this. I took him and his board of directors hostage once. He tried to write me a check and got the check wrong. Four. Times. He had to ask his guy Lucius Fox to do it. It was just plain awkward for everyone involved.
Poison Ivy: Bruce is what we in the business call a Himbo, great to look at, a real sweetheart, but not much going on upstairs. I guarantee heâs not Batman.
Penguin: Iâve had Bruce Wayne as a guest at the Iceberg lounge before. Nice guy, excellent tipper, complete and utter moron. If heâs Batman Iâll eat my umbrella.
Joker: What? Oh yea of course Bruce Wayne is Batman. I mean obviously right?
Rest of the villains:âŚâŚ
Joker: Wait, you mean you guys didnât know? I figured it out like the first day.
Penguin: YouâŚ. youâre joking right.
Joker: Penguin you will KNOW when I am joking. Seriously. No one else figured it out. No one. Just me. You guys are dumbasses.
Riddler: *Pinches bridge of nose* OkayâŚ. so if Bruce Wayne is Batman, and you KNEW this the whole time, why not just KILL BRUCE WAYNE?
Joker: *As serious as a heart attack* because Iâm not fighting Bruce Wayne, Iâm fighting Batman. Obviously.
Riddler: Goddammit I hate you so much Joker. So fucking much. I can literally taste how much I hate you.
This might be the funniest reply Iâve ever seen in my life
Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they donât god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.
YOU THINK IM JOKING?
LIGHT? FRIGHT!
This is the best thing Iâve ever seen
The Q&A on Hungry Jacksâs website makes this even better:
fucking seagulls
Was it really true that the bookshop was actually on fire during filming
if so was the Bentley really on fire
It depends when. Sometimes it was on fire, sometimes it wasnât. This video may help...
Sometimes itâs digital VFX magic, sometimes you just have to burn a bookshop...
There's a fantastic interview with JC, our VFX genius at https://www.fxguide.com/fxfeatured/good-omens-the-devil-is-in-the-detail/

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A coworker of mine is drifting into data science, and the Johnson & Johnson blood clot weirdness came up, and I dropped the âbetter chance of being killed in a gender reveal party accidentâ thing on her. Which, of course, lead to the inevitable question of who compiles/curates/tracks that data. While Iâm sure there is a proper actuary table or something out there for it, I explained my tried-and-true method of ballparking these things.
âWell, mostly you just hop onto google news and search for âgender reveal partyâ and âtragedy,â and then go from there.â
Iâve gotten a lot of 2021⢠Looks this month, but I think that was probably the one 2021⢠Look to rule them all. Like, she had to put her head on her desk for a second or two.
Which wasnât helped by the fact that while she was doing that, I was executing one of those searches, and the next bit of information I had to pass along was: âOh, hey. Thatâs not even the first gender reveal party to result in a plane crash.â
@kruge-and-cens & I really used our four years of higher education to make this uquiz: which problematic classic text are you
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Truth.
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