Xefros protection squad

It happened the same to me yesterday. I spent the whole day chasing Aarons, Kabuto and Omanyte for a shiny and din’t get one. I encountered something like 300 Pokémon in the whole day, without considering those who can’t be shiny yet.

It happened the same to me yesterday. I spent the whole day chasing Aarons, Kabuto and Omanyte for a shiny and din’t get one. I encountered something like 300 Pokémon in the whole day, without considering those who can’t be shiny yet.

The worst and most uncomfortable thing I could possibly imagine is a Homestuck themed episode of Cake Wars with Andrew Hussie as guest judge.

Host: Alright, Team Fruity Rumpus [censored] Factory, tell us about your cake!

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

having adblock

Sites that forbid adblock

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

When you have to wait to skip the ad

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

When an ad plays awesome music

MY DASH HAS BEEN BLESSED

Ads that suddenly appear and start talking with no context

rb w what ur local blockbuster was replaced with

ha?

well

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Y’all: -make this a gender issue-

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

You guys missed the best part

Going to Mass Effect after months of Dragon Age

Going to Dragon Age after months of Mass Effect

You know how there are all these stories about people selling their souls to Satan? Well I’ve always thought, “Why does the devil have a monopoly on buying souls? Can’t other people buy souls as well?” Well Gregg was totally down with this idea, so we put it to the test. We printed out a bunch of blank “Soul Contracts” and set up a table in the school cafeteria and offered to buy people’s souls in exchange for candy. Now I’ve always been kind of a cheap ass, but I decided not to cut corners on this. I bought the good candy. Peppermint patties, Butterfingers, snickers, good stuff for people to choose from. So we printed off all these pictures of smiley faces with “Have some candy” written on them. And when people asked for some. We asked for their souls in exchange. So our first customer was Bea, and she just said “Fuck it. I’m hungry.” Signed the contract and took a butterfinger and left.