Accurate Night in the Woods quotes

Mr. Penderton: Don’t take that tone with me, young lady. I fought the war for your sort.

Gregg: I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices.

(Mae busts open door to Gregg and Angus’ apartment)

Bea: I thought you were better than this.

Reporter, on TV: Currently, the young woman is still climbing up the pole. She has managed to reach five or six stories!

Mae: Got an escape plan?

Angus: Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.

Mae: Have you heard of Spontaneous Combustion?

Mae: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.

Angus: I think you use sarcasm and anger as a way to keep people from getting too close to you.

Bea: It's going to fine. It's just that...

Gregg: So, how'd you convince the whole group to betray me? What'd you offer them?

Mae: All I ever wanted was to be your friend, and you treat me like a big joke. You think I don’t notice? Why don’t you like me?

Lori: Some would say I’m pretty cool.

Bea: Leave Jackie alone Mae, she's going through some stuff.

This is so sad. Mae, play Space Dragon.

Gregg: I didn't do it for them Angus. I did it for you.