i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

in the rome straight up “stabbing it” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. my caesar

I just don't think we ever wrapped up the Clown Sightings of 2016 in a satisfactory way.

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

notice how mr. verstappen stayed silent when they tried to trash talk leclerc? remember how leclerc stayed silent when lando wanted to trash talk max? yeah.