oscar piastri protection squad

(flirting) i could be your problem

Marc Marquez is like a girl that got married to a finance bro controversially young, went through the most horrific divorce at like 25, got half of his shit and all sorts of networking connections from being arm candy at dinner parties for five years and is now making bank with a convoluted insider trading scheme that includes fucking everyone on his ex’s board of directors and the owners of his competitors

making other people cum is lowkey a little more fun to me than cumming

wish i was a fat house cat with a raspy ass crunchy meow

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

no babe i find your strange and creepy and perverted vibe to be very cute actually

During work today I saw two guys exchanging numbers bc they wanted to play overwatch and one of the guys was so impressed that they had to just put their phones together to exchange numbers instead of manually doing it that he said bro I think we just scissored

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive