incoherence

Instead of going to work tomorrow why don’t we all just dig a really deep hole

I have GOT to stop spending $30

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

Midcentury fact: people in the 1970s were happier because conversation pits allowed gatherings closer to the earths center and therefore encouraged psychic healing. They also had many narcotic drugs

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

can i come to your house and make you know some information

Yearning for what you can never have is beginner level. Real yearners know the good shit is what you could freely have if you allowed yourself to, but never will.

adult backpack wearers of the world unite