incoherence

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO

therapy should just be One Session where they just slough off all the Goo and then you’re done. Will someone please take my Goo

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

liking a ship but disliking the distinct set of stock fanon that they have been assigned is like one of those punishments dante came up with when he wrote the worldbuilding for hell in inferno