let’s get snuggly with mama

"This issue isn't 'complex', the only reason it hasn't been solved is because some people don't want it solved" like, yeah, bro, how to get everybody on the same page about what the problem is and how best to fix it is, in fact, one of the complexities in question. A lot of stuff is simple if you skip that step, but the trick is that you can't.

why are you as an adult open-mouth coughing all over the place

if gansey had a gap in his teeth we would have never heard the end of it........adam would have said some shit like "it was quintessentially Gansey, an attribute that would've rendered any other boy imbecile or self-conscious was instead charmingly roguish and merely made him all the more approachable" plus three more SAT words give or take and a monologue on jealousy. blue would say something a little mean about it and then felt guilty and embarrassed after gansey touched his hand to his mouth in response. but then she would think about his lips for three pages and sigh and stomp up the stairs at fox way

Neatly summarized as: people not knowing how to properly take care of cats

Hang on what was number five?

THATS A DOG?

Tumblrina somewhere in britain: yea bruv, i bet this post is giving plenty of birds nuts

I love when household beasts are like whoa. You were gonna piss all on your own? No backup or companionship or anything? Babe. I got you. I'm right here. You don't have to be alone during this difficult time (pissing), and you won't be. Ever. This is not a discussion.

"you shouldnt use ai for schoolwork because its not actually helpful" this is true "and anyways if you cant even write a 600 word essay then you're stupid and an idiot" well now i think we've gone too far in the wrong direction.