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you are NOT immune to cunty little detective. at some point in your life your brain will be taken over by a fictional detective and there’s nothing you can do about it. it WILL happen to you. you might even end up transgender about it

i have tested positive for tzatziki

how do we get them to stop doing that

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

books should have a bloopers section with all the most memorable typos

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

does anyone know how to draw. has anyone ever drawn anything ever.

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

half the thoughts i have aren't mine and i don't know where they're coming from