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Shoutout to Project Hail Mary for being the only media where the unconscious protagonist is dragged off screen by an alien spider monster and the audience's reaction is heartbreak on behalf of the alien spider monster.

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Rocky: we built our spaceship by unifying every mind on the planet to create a super hive mind, pooling out collective knowledge and problem solving skills to come up with a plan.

Grace: we gave the scariest woman I've ever met two coffees every morning, an unlimited budget, and enough legal immunity to cuss out any world leaders she wanted to and boy did she want to.

zelldas

cosmicawe-exe

Also imagine you’re the eridians in this scenario. You figure out space travel for the first time to try to save your world, and finally you get a signal that something has docked at the space elevator and the elevator is currently descending. You open the door when it gets down, expecting to see a good chunk of the team, or even just the leader perhaps. But instead you find a single eridian, not even the leader or any of the scientists, but the engineer who is visibly having a full blown panic attack and as soon as they hear you starts screaming about an alien they need to feed, still having a panic attack. Can you fucking imagine. Terrifying.

#phm #grace phm #ryland grace #rocky phm

kentodreaming

two months into rockys reintegration into eridian society IE after grace starts recovering from the effects of his longterm starvation enough that rocky cant sidestep the problem of interacting with other eridians any longer, rocky starts fantasizing about what itd be like if he couldve just stayed on the hail mary with grace forever. just the two of them. no starvation, no emergencies, and no trying to fit himself back into a society that he is too broken to answer to. just him and grace, forever :) the hail mary isnt even officially decommissioned its still right there in orbit. a few repairs and she'd be back in working order again. They already have the food problem worked out they could just link up with the space elevator each month for supplies. And then graces fragile little bones wont crumble into dust under erids intense atmosphere and grace will make it to big age 125. Grace why are you laughing at me Grace this is a serious offer

lutheban

nasa employee: this guy hasn't interacted with humans in like 20/60 years should he really be giving interviews?

nasa employee 2: ehh just give him some media training and it should be fine

this is more of a silly one bc i just wanted to draw grace in a suit ^^

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Original post by @morallygrayautisticscientist here, this post was so funny I decided to draw it lol.

For those of you who joked about Stratt projecting her period cramps on Grace, I drew that too here.

Panel by panel below:

morallygrayautisticscientist

Stratt: Oh no.

Stratt: I don’t have the time or emotional capacity to be sad or stressed about this.

Stratt: GRACE!

Grace: On it!

Grace: *starts sobbing and going into a full panic attack*

zer0brainc3lls

Rocky introducing Grace to Adrian as his new mate and Adrian asks “oh, what name and age of mate? :D”

Grace: hi! It’s so nice to meet you Adrian, I’m Grace and I’m 38!!

*Adrian goes very still.*

Adrian: Grace be behind Adrian.

Grace: uhhh.. *thinking this is some kind of greeting he doesn’t know about* okay!

Adrian: *very slowly raises back leg in scorpion like fashion at Rocky*

Rocky realises what’s happening but it’s too late, Adrian proceeds to try and attack while yelling “ROCKY NO SNATCH PEBBLES!!!” At Rocky while Rocky is DESPERATELY trying to explain himself and Grace is trying to separate them also trying to explain that he’s a grown man

agentrouka-blog

Eva Stratt haunting Ryland Grace. But just so annoyingly.

"This imaginary coffee is so good. How's the meburger?"

"Shut up."

"At least you're not starving. For all you know I starved to death back home. Maybe I never saw your videologs! Maybe some stranger got your xenonite toy!"

"Shut up."

"I bet they would build you a Vat for your little toy ocean if you asked nicely."

"Shut up."

"Want me to sing you something to take your mind off the fact that you will never touch anyone ever again?"

"SHUT UP."

"I'm so proud of you."

"..."

"I would have told you that for real if you had just said yes when I asked you."

"SHUT. UP."

"Knock-knock."

"Who's there?"

... silence. Just silence.

pluto-obsessed

its like looking into a mirror, right?

cosmicawe-exe

Might I add:

Ilyukhina & Yao top right and Shapiro & Dubois bottom right.

Think about it. It didn’t have to end this way. All of their deaths were tragic, unlucky, theoretically preventable, and completely unnecessary. Obviously their eventual deaths were necessary for the mission (excluding Shapiro who was on the backup crew) but they didn’t have to die like that. They should have gotten to die by their preferred method, knowing that they had saved the world.

The thing that separates them is that Yao and Ilyukhina were about as in control as they could have been. They were aware of the danger of the comas and volunteered for the mission anyway. They were even the ones to put themselves to sleep. Dubois and Shapiro, on the other hand, died during what should have been a completely safe experiment. The mistake happened in some far away control room and they had literally no way to notice it.

#rocky project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #grace phm #eva stratt phm #dubois phm #shapiro phm #olesya ilyukhina #ilyukhina phm #yao phm

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He doesn’t like her very much

#project hail mary #phm #rocky the eridian #rocky phm #eva stratt #eva stratt phm #eva stratt project hail mary #rocky project hail mary #eva stratt literally my favorite character btw #I don’t hate her but I think he would

castielrisingabove

I just keep thinking about how Ryland Grace used to be a regular at his local diner.

its-timego

Thinking about what the meaning of "You believe in God?" "It's better than the alternative" becomes when specifically Eva Stratt says it. Better than the alternative, which is that there is no power in all of this that is higher than me

its-timego

I feel like in the movie so much of Grace and Stratt's strange relationship is a snowball effect of Grace's initial complete obliviousness to who/how powerful she actually is. She doesn't say "I'm the Director of the Petrova Task Force" when she comes to his school, she just says "I'm with the Petrova Task Force." And so at first she's just This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me, and then she kidnaps him again onto the boat and suddenly he's getting shoved in front of a room full of scientists and told to explain the astrophage breeding and oh no oh no now there's EXPECTATIONS, so she stops being This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me and is This Weird Lady Who Kidnapped Me And Much More Importantly Is The Only Familiar Presence In An Extremely Scary Situation. (Enter instinctively grabbing her hand when she comes to tell him to sit down and also whispering the Venus thing into her ear instead of talking into the microphone.)

Then however much later, oh she's dictator of the world you say? Whoopsies, too bad, I've already, to her perplexity, emotionally imprinted on the dictator of the world, I guess.

cloudabserk

stratt said grace will be a perfect astronaut he will never have a workplace relationship! but then…

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sukig2

I love the headcanon that once back on Erid, Rocky refuses to give up the astrophage solution until his starving dying alien friend is safe.

It's even funnier to think that he never told Grace about this.

Picture this.

Grace, recording a video diary for future human visitors or something:

"Oh boy, and the ERIDIANS are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They've done so much for me, I can't even put into words how grateful I am! Once we arrived on Erid, their top priority was saving my life despite the fact that their planet was dying! Me, a stranger, someone who doesn't even belong here! They went above and beyond for me, and all just because they're SUCH amazing, caring people. Right, Rock?"

Rocky, having flashbacks to the time he yelled "STAY THE FUCK BACK, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TAUMOEBA! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? ALIEN ISN'T PRIORITY? FUCK YOU! ROCKY WILL KEEP TAUMOEBA FOR HIMSELF! ROCKY WILL BLOW UP ALL OF ERID! ROCKY WILL....":

"....sure."

cosmicawe-exe

This is especially funny since Grace eats the Taumeoba because I can totally see Rocky being like “oh you don’t wanna spend time making nutrient slush for my alien who has every disease?- I WILL FUCKING FEED ALL THE TAOMEOBA TO MY ALIEN AND DOOM ALL YOU FUCKS SO HELP ME”

#project hail mary

likelightinglass

its on Erid, long after Grace and Rocky figure out how to hug and snuggle. Eridians dont really do full hugs like humans because then you can hear everyone's internal organs that close so its a little weird, maybe tapping/hand holding is the usual affection. Everyone assumes the constant cuddling is purely for Grace's human needs benefit, and while Grace obviously does love and need the touch, Rocky being driven to space madness and having every form of ptsd means he is equal if not more in need of constant full body hugs because he likes feeling how alive Grace is.

So random Eridian scientists are talking to Grace and are like, absolutely no disrespect intended, but very interesting Rocky overcame the cultural weirdness and sensory disgust of "hugs" and does them despite no benefit to himself because he cares for your needs! Its sweet!

Grace: actually Rocky freaks out if he cant press himself against my lungs and heart through the thinnest xenonite possible until he can hear every muscle cell in my body moving at least once a day.

Scientist: ok cool so hes kind of a total pervert then okay

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