okay unrelated but what was the funniest red flag in ur worst relationship

these notes are BRIMMING with shit i love to see it

A fly has died in the windowsill of a suburban two-story house

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

dick van dyke's lesser known brother fuck van fag

Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt

If i was Shinji I would have been really happy. I would have fought in the robot suit then went home and played with that little penguin and get tons of pussy for saving the world. Thats what I would have done idk whats wrong with him

i need to be someone’s lame ass boyfriend

guy who stims in the mosh pit

Enough of "this character is my son" this character is my nephew, not my responsibility but I'm taking him out for lunch and buying him hot wheels

this is actually maybe my favorite compusure of any drawing i’ve seen ever

a sigma male is just a male who has received both ligma balls and sugma dick