7tonsofsalt

welcome to my blog, where 99% of the time you will probably not be getting the content you signed up for.

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

NEW VERSION NEW VERSION

am i around in may 2021?

I wish I wasn’t

Fighting zmora's powered up form on hardmode technically qualifies as sex, and brother, im losing at sex

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

Do not unsheath me without reason. Do not wield me without valor.

Applies to the sword AND the codpiece tbh.

i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

can someone tag molly

molly you have to see this one

you’re playing the game better than anyone else has ever played it

girl i don’t know how to say this. that’s not a found family that’s a platoon of child soldiers.