*the fancy cliche*

@nsanelyawkward

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

TODAY

NEW VERSION NEW VERSION

am i around in may 2021?

scheduling for valentine’s day 2021

hi due to reasons i’ve made a new account and won’t be using this one anymore i’m @cielosky now

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

WHAT DID SHE DO???

oh my god that’s even WORSE

WHAT DID SHE DO???

a lot of gen z lgbts seem to like animals that are seen as scary or gross like snakes, raccoons, spiders, snails, rats etc... but where are the pigeon gays? ive never seen a pigeon gay.

this is the most beautiful woman i’ve ever seen in my entire life

I literally had to close my laptop and catch my breath goddamn…

SHES SO PRETTY

lovly

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im crying a lil bit

I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

is no one gonna talk about how the girls afraid of Donald Trump in her closet

I think we’re all afraid of Donald Trump in our closet

I’m going to keep reblogging this until it is an actual ongoing comic.

Mr Bun was Susie’s (Calvin’s wife) childhood toy :)

Awww