space cadet

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

@threeeyedharemp3

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

the order of rodentia sounds like a circle of knights from ages past but you may be surprised to learn these noble warriors are still fighting their holy battles to this day

Greenwich Nice Time