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I bet for like a fraction of a second getting hit by a bus would feel really good

im NOT feeling shrimptastic im going to KRILL myself

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet