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Um this woman is living the dream

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me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itâs actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUâRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donât even care if it actually works, Iâm mostly reblogging because itâs freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yâknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
Iâm just reblogging for the facts about lucky cats
Iâm just reblogging because c a t s
PokĂŠmon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY
AU where Minerva McGonagall has a little less faith in Albus Dumbledore so she does agree to leave Harry at the Dursleys.
But then proceeds to move right in next door with her wife because Albus never said that she couldnât.
So Harry grows up with two grandmalike aunties next door, who basically finnagle him into living with them in all but name. Itâs great, until he gets to Hogwarts because he keeps accidentally calling McGonagall Aunt Min instead of Professor.
I donât watch the Bachelor but Iâm really glad i know people who do so that I can be informed that on tonightâs episode the current bachelor took off all his recording equipment jumped over a fence and ran away into the forest
holy shit?
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According to Colton, he actually expected a producer or someone from the team at abc to be on the other side. When he realized he was truly alone for the first time in weeks he just took off into the Portuguese countryside. Now keep in mind, heâs a former football player and super athletic in general so they had to get in trucks to catch him. Â
I donât give a cold fuck about the facts of what happened or didnât here, Iâm just in awe of this description making it sound like this dude was a fucking raptor busting out of Jurassic Park with handlers racing against the clock to Bring Him In Before He Kills Againâ˘

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Albino raccoon
Quick, spot the main character!
itâs so weird how much of a raccoonâs⌠raccoonness? is tied up in its pattern. This looks like a completely different animal, some sort of weird marsupial.
Iâve been told by dozens of agents that there isnât a market for my #ownvoices series about a group of queer kids surviving the apocalypse.
please reblog this if youâd be interested in an LBGT+ sci-fi YA book, I want to prove a point
Mimic Octopus has had enough of Dancing Crabâs shenanigans
darn dancing crabs and their jazz crab hands
âHELLO MY BABY HELLO MY H-â âNOâ
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reblog with your sign and your godly parent
Iâm a cancer but also fuck everyone except for Rick Riordan for validating my entire existence with one (1) quiz
Taurus, Apollo
Aries, Poseidon
Virgo, Poseidon
Libra, Hades
Leo, Apollo
We got into a debate in class the other day about Harry and Ginny as an endgame ship (long story, art school is weird) and my teacher made a super good point saying something like
âHe didnât just marry Ginny; he married into the Weasley family. Theyâve been his real family for so long that itâs a natural conclusion to his arc.â
Which, like, FUCK, but also conjures the frankly breathtaking mental image of Harry proposing the idea one night at dinner and the ensuing fistfight over which one of the Weasley kids gets to marry him.
Harry:Â haha so I was thinking about how weird marriage is earlier?? Like, if I married one of you Iâd legally be part of the Weasley family by law???? How strange is that???
George, already conjuring a ring: Well all you had to do was ask, Harry
Percy, fighting in the only way he knows how: I can get us the best tax benefits
Charlie, also fighting in the only way he knows how but completely certain heâs going to win:Â
Ron: nO ONE IS MARRYING MY BEST MATE
Ginny, already rolling up her sleeves: Iâll fight you for him Ronald
This image, though.
The family that fights over Harry stays with Harry.

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Me, Dungeons and Dragons trash: Overhears someone rolling dice
Me, immediately:
Alright ladies we need another lesbian icon aside Thor so i present:
T'challa, king of the lesbians
Alright when thors called a lesbo icon its okay but when its tchalla, the second man we are claiming its suddenly âenoughâ what?? Hmm i smell racism
Yall white lesbians are mad about this post please spread this around more
Aneka and Ayo are former Dora Milaje that are a couple in the comics. So this is basically canon.
Thor: dumb sports lesbians who love beer and brawling. Bad at fashion and talking to girls
T'challa: refined combat lesbians who love trees and dancing under the moonlight. Excellent at talking to girls and being fashionable without trying.
The dichotomy we need
#excuse u thor is great at talking to girls and t'challa literally canât talk to his crush
exactly, thor attracts hopeless lesbians who desperately want advice from this Smooth Motherfucker and tâchalla attracts smooth lesbians who like, see this trash pile and are like âheâs the worst we need to help himâ
this is too real though
SNL has pretty much never given any fucks but lately theyâre at the point of giving negative fucks
You can tell the audience is struggling to not aknowledge accurate this is since the accuracy is the funny part.
âMy dad gave me a pink gun, soâŚthereâs a lot there.â
ummm country roads?? take me home????
to the place??? i belong????
WEST VIRGINIA?

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Plato, tr. by W. R. Paton, from âGreek Anthology; Epigrams,â published c. 1918
PLATO SAID âLESBIAN RIGHTS!â
âfucking superb you funky little lesbianâ - plato
 SO TODAY I was walking to college down a main road, it was really windy (as you might imagine with all the cars) and I was preocupied with keeping a grip on my beanie when I saw these two women walking a little way ahead of me on the other side of the road. One of these ladies was a bit taller than the other and they were holding hands (aww), the taller kinda butch lady had a flannel shirt on (double aww) and her partner/friend was wearing a cute cream and beige hijab. Now I swear to God this is relevant, wait for it.
A massive gust of wind suddenly comes tearing along the main road. I nearly lose my backpack, to give an idea of how bad it was. I look up and see the wind rip off this poor girls hijab and send it spiriling away down the street. (She had an undercap on so no major crisis but still, right.)Â
Before. You. Can. Blink. Our taller flannel-wearing girlfriend of the year TEARS off her flannel like lesbian Clark f***** Kent, throws her shirt over her partners head, and BAM she sprints off LIKE A SHOT after the hijab.Â
like 10/10, damn son, holy cheesits burrito, that is the very definition of chivalry and romance right there.Â
chivalry isnât dead it just got absorbed by all the lesbians