PC: (voiceover) For millenia, the galaxy has considered the Prothean Empire to be the peak of civilization. However, as they did not develop Belgian techno duo Techtronica's 1989 hit "Pump Up the Jam," this seems dubious.

(The entirety of the music video for "Pump up the Jam" plays uninterrupted)

PC: (voiceover) Commander Shepard has been unifying leader in the war effort, despite not receiving any promotion over the past three years. I spoke with one of the many men who has been relying on her underpaid labor to boost their own success.

(Interview room)

PC: So Mr. Victus, you're a primarch.

AV: that is correct.

PC: Can I return this sweater with you?

AV: I'm sorry?

PC: I tried at the location on the Citadel, but they said I couldn't get a full refund anymore. Just store credit.

AV: … when did you buy it?

PC: last August.

AV: why didn't you return it before now?

PC: Dunno. Busy.

Yuriful Week - Day 3

By their glares combined, they will not have to socialize with anyone but each other.

Star Trek: Voyager Survival Instinct