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eggpuffs

this still kills me

#galavant #still one of the best bits

futuristicallystupendoustri-blog

Is it weird that my first Brandon Sanderson/cosmere book was Way of Kings and that I read the whole Stormlight series (first 4) first before even considering touching other cosmere books

510amy5

Other than discovering Brandon via Wheel of Time this was my exact experience. It was after RoW that I was like "huh maybe im missing out on some stuff by not reading the other ones" and grudgingly read mistborn.

woolandflax

This one’s for the tumblrinas

perequiste

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

theskydoesgreatthingsnow

LOTR abridged

#lotr

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kaity--did

The problem with having a child with an attorney that has spoken to the child like an adult since birth is that she's 4 years old and she's negotiating the order in which we're going to complete tasks as a family to best suit her idea of an ideal day.

kaity--did

Penny: We go home, we play the mirror game, we have dessert, we play more games, we have fun deal?

Me: Okay well actually we're going to go home, have dinner, then dessert, then we can play your video game, then tubby then bed

Penny: Okay no tubby, games first, deal?

Me: This is not - what is happening right now?

Penny: Dada?

Dada: Arbitration?

Penny: DEALS!

kaity--did

Every single thing in our lives has become a negotiation and it is frankly ridiculous as it is hilarious.

Penny: I want to use bare foot when we go outside

Me: I didn't know we were going outside but you have to wear shoes girl

Penny: okay but what about I use bare foot's but at Penny's house? This deal?

Me: you know what yeah fine if you agree to not fight about shoes when we leave the house you can be barefoot in the back yard, deal.

Penny: -sticks her hand out expectantly- we deal?

I think I just made a verbal contract with a 4 year old.

kaity--did

She's attempting to establish evidence I think

Penny: but I want to go shool pwease

Dada: okay well it is 8pm, so you have to go to sleep now

Penny: okay but I see my fwiends at shool now please, deal?

Dada: Darling no one is at school, all your friends are asleep as well.

Penny: all Penny's fwiends are sweep? What about we... get in Dadas car and check to see watch them sweep, yes deal?

Dada: I cannot begin to explain to you why that can not happen

kaity--did

The great thing about being beholden to Penny the Deals Warlock is that she is also beholden to the art of the deal

Me: (watching Penny scoot her step stool over to where we keep the candy jar): hey honey we're literally walking out the door to go get dinner, maybe we wait on the candy okay?

Penny: Oh but I will have some candy?

Me: Why don't you come have some mac and cheese and then when we get home you can have some candy, deal?

Penny: (running out the door) oh, yes this is deals!

kaity--did

We are visiting my family and Papa has quickly had to pay patronage to Penny the Deals Warlock

Papa: (yesterday morning, when Penny was a little grumpy) What about you come downstairs and we'll have some waffles and then tomorrow Papa will take you to the Diner in town for breakfast?

Penny: (extending her tiny hand to a VERY confused man) this is deal?

Papa: (not knowing hes entering a literal contract) uhm yeah deal.

-smash cut to 6:30 AM this morning-

Penny (running down the hallway in bare feet) 👹BREAKFAST DEALS👹

kaity--did

Penny has a canker sore to end all canker sores, to the point where she hasn't been able to eat so we had to make some deals surrounding getting some medicine on it because a hungry Penny Rose is like a angry demon queen

Me: Okay baby this is going to suck. This is going to hurt real bad for a second and then it's going to feel weird and then it's going to feel good. You're going to hate it. But if you let Mama get these three medicines in and on you [Listerine, Antacid, Tylenol] you can scream it out and then we'll go get some ice cream! Deal?

Penny: (obviously not thrilled with this idea) okay, three big shreams, three medicines, ice cream ... it will suck... ice cream ... deal. (Sticks out hand and we shake on it)

Me: okay let's do this I'm so sorry (starts the process)

Penny: ( In between her big screams ) IM GONNA GET LOTS OF FRINKLES

kaity--did

My husband is trying to make a deal with Penny to get upstairs and get in the bath tub

Penny: I will go upstairs and get my body clean but you hafta titch me, deal?

Dada: I would love to make this deal with you kid but I literally have no idea what you are saying- I don't know what the terms are, you're speaking a language I don't speak

Penny: you have to titch me like mama does okay DEAL!? (Sticks tiny hand out aggressively)

Dada: (looks at me bewildered for help)

Me: ( starts making a quick tick tick tick sound imitating a stop watch like I'm timing her, while penny jumps around yelling YES TITCH ME LIKE THAT)

Dada: In what world was I ever going to figure that out, thank you for acting as our legal interpreter yes deal let's go!

and off she sprints.

kaity--did

Penny does not want to go to bed, but man is it time for her to go to bed

Penny: But I don't want to be sleeping, I want to stay up now! I want to see Grampy and Cozy and Guppie and Papa!

Mama: What if we video call all the grands and say good night to everyone? If we do that will you then go to bed no fussing?

Penny: Oh yes, this is deals! -sticks her hand out to shake-

** we make the rounds and video call all her grandparents, they are all already in bed and say good night and penny hangs up the last video call and toddles into bed with minimal fussing **

Penny : (after a few minutes of silence, over the video monitor, to herself in her dark bedroom) I hafta respect da deals.

kaity--did

Every morning Penny wakes up, and she asks if we have decorated her house with "Halloween every where" and every morning I have had to tell her not yet baby but soon. This last morning Penny had to go to pre k a little earlier then she is used to cause Daddy had court and I had a dentist appointment, which made her a little bummed out... or so I thought

Me: Hey baby do you want to make a deal about school?

Penny: (immediately sticks out her hand, literally no hesitation, her entire demeanor changing in an instant) yes let's deals, I will be big and brave and go to school no fussing, and you will put Halloween every where all over my house, okay this is deals Mama??

I think I just got hustled by a 4 year old...

kaity--did

A tangentially related update :

Penny: (is doing some strange interpretive dance to let us know she's not a fan of the cup we've chosen to put her juice in, mind you this is the only clean cup at this moment. She is hopping up and down, and swinging her arm like an elephant trunk, she is pirouetting, her hands are on her hips. Shes is completely silent)

Husband: (exasperated) okay but DID you make a deal with SOMETHING while you were pregnant ? It's the only explanation I can come up with.

kaity--did

sometimes people will ask me if penny is still making deals and here is an update for you to let you know:

Husband: okay, you can not leave your room until someone comes and gets you okay? You're getting up way too early and we're guests in Papa and Guppies house so you stay and play in your room and someone will come get you when you can come out of your room tomorrow morning, deal?

Penny: (hand extended, plotting) deal

-smash cut to the next morning, penny is NOT in her room at the allotted 7:30 AM retrieve Penny Rose Time, we find her in bed cuddled up with my mom and dad watching a movie-

Penny: (hands out in a "calm down" gesture) LISTEN LISTEN I DIDNT LEAVE! I DIDNT- I didn't break da deals! I just knocked on the door until Papa came and got me.

Papa: (laughing hysterically) WELL DONT SNITCH!

Penny: I DIDNT DO NOTHING I KEPT MY DEALS! YOU JUS SAID SOMEONE HAD TO COME GET ME! PAPA COME GET ME!

(so we have to be insanely detailed in our deals because she did knock on her bed room door and yell PAPA! PAPA! PAPA! At 4:30 in the morning until my dad came and got her and you know what that's on us 🤣)

kaity--did

Yes she's still at it folks

Penny: can we watch a Pokémon?

Me: I'll make a deal with you?

Penny: -sits down at the dining room table like she's on literal trial- Listening

Me: if you can do bath time and get around for bed with literally NO FUSSING you and I can watch ONE POKÉMON in mama and dadas bed before you go to bed! IF I HEAR ONE BIT OF FUSSING POKÉMON IS OFF THE TABLE!

Penny: -folding her hands ready to counter, speaking to me like I'm losing my faculties- uhm, no deal Mama, I want Pokémon on the TV not on the table.

Me: -trying not to die- that's ...no I just mean the deal is if you fuss at all there will be NO POKÉMON TONIGHT

Penny: oh! Yes! This is deals!

kaity--did

For every person whomst has asked me if she's really like this: this is how my entire family speaks to each other now

#deals #make a deal #deal #deals warlock

blue-and-golden-butterflies

I don't know if this is a hot take, but I've seen people mentioning this and. I absolutely do NOT want a post-credits scene for the Mistborn movie that somehow hints at Secret History. Or at the very least the part that Kelsier "survives". A huge part of the emotional weight and pain of Well of Ascension comes from Kelsier's absence and how everyone struggles with his legacy, the way he shaped their lives and then left, how and why he died / decided to die, and how to move on without him and his leadership, his hope, his determination. How to move past him, even. Not to mention the whole Church of the Survivor thing. Kelsier's death haunts almost everything in that book. Showing that he's still there in a way would destroy all that. The earliest I'd want any hint or straight up proof at him still being "there", like his voice or an outline of his body or whatever would either be at the veeeeeery end of Well of Ascension or, better, Hero of Ages (where Kell is actually free from the prison at the Well and is starting to interact with the characters in earnest as cognitive shadow / Shard of Preservation). And then a separate short movie put straight onto Apple TV or smth that depicts Secret History. Or integrate it into Hero of Ages (although no idea how that would work without splitting the movie in 2 parts or making it too disjointed). Idk honestly but please no Mistborn Post Credits or something at the beginning/during Well of Ascension.

shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day

shower-raccoon

don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second

thirdman000

I missed BOTH of them.

shower-raccoon

don't worry, you're still in time for 3/28/23, 32823, palindrome day eight

god-of-not-so-good-ideas

im very exited for next years weed palendrome day of 4/20/24

shower-raccoon

so it's weed day and palindrome day, on leap year. perfection is achievable

shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 4/20/24, 42024, weed palindrome day

cyrannus95

missed it, scheduling for the next one on may 20 next year

shower-raccoon

oh shit, it's 5/20/25, 52025, palindrome day

510amy5

Happy palindrome day! 6/20/26

#palindrome #palindrome day

thelightsarecallingme

am I the only person who didn't think "and for my boon!" was embarrassing? like that's lowkey aura

#stormlight archive #kaladin stormblessed

megustamemes

Sofa sitting positions

rights-for-redshirts

I found it

mygfturnedintothelawofcycle

This has to be like an ancient relic or something

kit-williams

Which funny blog is the one that you flag for historical tumblr posts

lilacstarshine6

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

510amy5

@worldheritagepostorganization

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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

visibun

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

drtanner

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

brigitoshaughnessy

Michael Shanks going ham on Amazon while the writers and showrunner remain relatively quiet (for legal reasons, I’m sure) just feels a lot like:

510amy5

Here is the change.org petition to save stargate:

Save Stargate with Martin Gero!

#stargate sg-1 #stargate sg1 #sg1 #stargate sg 1 #Daniel Jackson #Michael shanks

jeansbookshelf-deactivated20250

I got 60 out of 1000 😂

Based on the number of ratings each book has on Goodreads. And if you haven't read them, maybe you can use for a literature bucket list.

tinyasafirefly

Anyone who says they’ve read all 1000 is a liar because one of them is a huge cookbook and no one is actively joy reading that.

mbrainspaz

with some of these it’s like “fuck, I did read that,” and with some it’s like “Oh fuck, I did read that.”

I got 99, but I counted a few that I had only mostly-read before deciding I didn’t like them and never finishing them.

ana-is-losing-her-mind

I need an option for ‘I read this book as a feral 15-year old that read 5 books per week minium but cannot recall much of the plot in my old age, just a general vibe’

#i got 131 #not bad at all

derinthescarletpescatarian

You read stories about people being unable to accept ageing and crashing out by buying sports cars or pushing themselves too far athletically or whatever but my Refusal To Accept Ageing sticking point is that I just can't accept that I don't like sugar and junk food very much any more. I ate two chocolate muffins this morning and that was 1.75 muffins too many. I'm like "nooo I love sweet desserts I remember being super into sweet desserts" and the memories are from when I was like twelve. I like chicken salad now. I like carrot sticks. I eat carrot sticks and think "wow I'm really indulging today, carrots are one of the more sugary vegetables" and remind myself to make cucumber sticks next time. I bought a capsicum yesterday so that tonight I can eat plain white rice with charred capsicum and onion as a topping and I am genuinely looking forward to it. I MIGHT, if I am feeling adventurous, add a fresh tomato from the garden.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#derin im sorry but you are so british

Never ever call me British again

behindnightmaresanddreams

"you're so British" might as well be a slur in this context... also, as if a brit could handle eating One (1) capsicum of any variety.

derinthescarletpescatarian

They're kicking me when I'm down :( Already mourning the loss of my sweet tooth and now they're calling me a pom :( :(

mmolia

How does one overindulge in carrots? Why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?

derinthescarletpescatarian

If you eat too many carrots you can turn orange. But it takes so so many carrots. (Or other beta-carotine rich foods, it doesn't have to be carrots.)

derinthescarletpescatarian

#my sister's mother managed it once#she didn't turn BRIGHT orange#but it was VERY noticeable#and alarming#this is incredibly unlikely to happen to even the most dedicated carrot-eater though

It's worth noting that beta-carotine poisoning is considered very low risk and easily treated by simply eating less beta-carotine. Its main medical consequence is that to a non-professional it looks a bit like jaundice, which is extremely dangerous and you should go to the doctor about.

captaindibbzy

In the early 00's in the UK we had a drink called Sunny D and it was a big craze, and there were several reports of kids drinking so much of it they turned orange so my mum wouldn't buy it for me 😔

derinthescarletpescatarian

I bet that fucking tanked their sales

510amy5

I turned orange as a kid from eating carrots!! My body freaked out about them later on and they make me puke now if I eat them but my parents always joke about the time I turned myself orange.

#amy irl

groovysarity

510amy5

I use shenanigans on a nearly daily basis. I also use flabbergasted and bamboozled but only from time to time.

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jusjuiceboxbox

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

510amy5

Made the mistake of carrying my melting down toddler out of an overstimulating space yesterday. He was literally kicking and screaming and needed to leave the situation. But while carrying him like that I hurt my back and can barely move now.

selfcarereminder

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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