3xcuseyou2

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

the salt vampires got them

Only 45? Amateur

I’ve seen this on my dash so many times and I honestly can’t tell if this is a real animal or just a super realistic puppet

Its a Pallas cat, it’s a real animal, and they really do look like that..I’m convinced they are the inspiration for Fuzzy’s

This cat just told a bad pun.

I just realized there’s an entire nibble ring around that hole

That gifset cured my depression, cleared my skin, boosted my iron and B12 levels

"match my freak" match my devotion match my loyalty match my love match my yearning match my ache match my obsession match my need for you

nothing is better than finding an older man who treats u like his sweet little girl and lets u call him daddy ..<3

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

why do people need to be domesticated animals for petplay,. u r my lion i bought you illegallu and you are trying to kill me. go

Petplay but im an exotic bird being smuggled across border lines

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night