God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.

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i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3
how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.
JACOB ANDERSON for THE VAMPIRE LESTAT: BACKSTAGE PASS

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Very indulgent ask: you’ve talked here and there before about animorphs and unreliable narration, and I always love your insights. Do you have any passages or quotes from the books that you feel showcase biases in narration particularly well? Any favorites?
Oh man, how could I ever begin to answer? This is the best part of the series, and in some ways it's in every book! But I'll do my best.
David Trilogy:
In #22, Rachel characterizes Jake asking Ax to "get" her as Jake knowing what a violent monster she is, and using that monstrousness against a kid their own age. She obsesses over the idea that she's a terrible person who is barely worthy of being on this team, and the idea that Jake is basically puppeting her into atrocities.
But in #21, Jake asks Ax to get Rachel because he's scared. And because he wants the biggest baddest person he knows to protect him, if he's about to go into a battle he doesn't think he can win. Jake sees Rachel as his protector — in #11 he says that he never gets really scared until he sees Rachel get scared, and in #26 he trusts her to draw lines he can't. (Between this dynamic and how much Rachel dismisses Jake as a leader at first, I do headcanon Rachel being a few months older than him.)
In some ways Jake is right that she's his badass big sister — Rachel does see him as someone who needs protecting, maybe more than anyone else on the team does. (See: her sheltering him in #2, her pity for him at the end of #37.) In some ways Rachel is right that she's his red right hand — Jake asks Rachel to do the hard jobs, the dirty jobs, and he buys into her posturing about always being eager for battle, far more than Tobias or Cassie do. (See: him asking her to do all the hard parts of dealing with David #20-#22, his willingness to use her in #32.)
Megamorphs 1: The Andalite's Gift
One of my favorite-ever uses of rotating narration in the series involves that moment when the veleek corners Cassie and Rachel midway through Jake and Marco's attempted game of keep-away, while Ax is forced to watch the whole thing on livestream. Specifically, the gap between Cassie and Marco.
What actually happens: the veleek is hovering over three Animorphs, hesitating. Cassie and Marco are both mid-morph; Rachel is fully elephant. Marco continues morphing, Cassie stops morphing, so the veleek goes for the "movement" and takes Marco.
The way Cassie tells it, she makes this unforgivable decision out of cowardice, deliberately choosing to sacrifice a friend to the tornado beast because she's too much of a self-centered wimp to make the hard call. Her narration says that she might have even had better odds of survival than Marco, since she's the better morpher and she was mostly in a very small morph (squirrel) sitting on the neck of a morph (elephant) they knew the veleek couldn't lift. And Marco apparently dies as a result.
It is, literally, her worst nightmare come true. In #4 and again in #9, Cassie expresses a visceral horror at being asked to choose who lives and who dies, and Marco even taunts her for it in #4 because he sees her as naive. That moment goes on to haunt Cassie, in some ways, for the rest of the series. The following day she explains to Jake that she has to be the one to nearly get killed baiting the veleek, because she can't live with herself if she doesn't. In #19 she cites it as a reason she can't be an Animorph anymore. When she dumps Jake in #53, she cites his willingness to trade lives without guilt as the reason.
...and from Marco's point of view, that scene is a total non-entity, and he never once characterizes it as Cassie choosing herself over him. The way he tells it is just "whoa, Rachel! Whoa, veleek! Okay, keep the veleek away from injured Rachel by morphing — oh crap, it caught me... Oh hey, Ax! My buddy! Glad to see you're okay. Step one, we blow this popsicle stand, step two, we have got to use this to prank Jake!" If he thinks about Cassie's decision not to save him at all, it's strictly in the sense of respecting Cassie's willingness to make a hard call — even though he's the one who pays the price. So Marco's near-death from Cassie's hesitation is the worst moment of Cassie's year, and just another Tuesday for Marco himself.
The Endgame:
Obviously Jake has imposter syndrome throughout the series, but the last two books are some of the most interesting examples of the gap between his perspective and everyone else's. Jake characterizes his own lack of caring as he flushes the Pool ship as a sign of his moral bankruptcy, and he tells Cassie outright in #54 that he's less bothered by his own decision to kill 17,000 noncombatants than he is by his own lack of caring in that moment. Jake takes this emotional numbing as proof that he has lost all ability to care about other people, and become only a war machine.
And then we get Cassie and Marco talking in the Swedish cafe about how obviously Jake has clinical depression; just look how emotionally numb he is. Their attempt to help is a bit ham-fisted, but they approach the lack of caring through the perspective that Jake needs some kind of mood-altering something because he's only going to get worse if they don't try to pull him out of this spiral. Whereas Jake is certain that the compassion fatigue is a sign he never had much compassion to begin with and burned it all out until he became a fratricidal, genocidal maniac forever doomed to treat the people around him as pieces on a chessboard.
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This isn't even a joke it's just what we do
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Round 3 - 2022 (In America: An Anthology of Fashion / Gilded Glamour) - Match 25 of 25
Quannah Chasinghorse (Prabal Gurung), left
"Chasinghorse’s accessories—her intricate jewelry and feather hairpieces—celebrated the idea of Native community and love in a unique way. The custom jewelry by Lenise Omeasoo, a Blackfeet and Cree artist who runs Antelope Women Designs, was intended to quite literally envelope the model with Native pride. “The piece was inspired by the Native community,” Omeasoo tells Vogue. “The tipis surrounding Quannah represent the love of her community, there with her.” Omeasoo applied dentalium shells, porcupine quills, and beads on smoked hide. “All the traditional materials I used were gifted through trade with other Native artists over the years,” says Omeasoo. “This was my first quilled jewelry set—a bit risky, but I wanted to give my all for Quannah’s iconic moment.” The two eagle feathers in Chasinghorse’s hair, meanwhile, also have a thoughtful backstory to them: They also represent the idea of Native people showing up for each other. Ahead of the Met, Chasinghorse put out a call for eagle feathers on her social media page, wanting to borrow some for the glitzy event. Within many Indigenous tribes, eagle feathers serve as a form of medicine and strength—it’s something you carry with you to balance the mind, body, and spirit, and it's seen as a great honor whenever one is gifted to you. Shortly after posting the callout, two Indigenous men named Shane Weeks and Wayne Duncan were able to source and deliver a feather to New York City, where the Indigenous actor and filmmaker Ginew Benton then presented them to Chasinghorse. Another feather came from Hunter Meachum, a Tlingit woman from Juneau, Alaska who is now based in New York. On the Met red carpet last night, then, Chasinghorse reached a kind of fashion apotheosis: She wore a designer gown and traditional accessories that showcased the support and pride of a much bigger community. For Chasinghorse, the celebration of her Indigenous heritage overall was also important given the theme. “Quannah’s look encapsulated the Indigenous perspective on Gilded Glamor by showcasing Indigenous artistry, ingenuity, resiliency, beauty, and excellence,” says Jody Potts-Joseph, Chasinghorse’s mother. “It is important to understand that for Native Americans, the Gilded Age represents a period of United States policies of removal, genocide, and assimilation all creating generations of trauma for Native Americans. Yet, we are still here—and Quannah gracefully reminds the world of our strength, beauty, talent and resilience in every space.”" (x)
vs. Chloe Fineman (Miss Sohee), right
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Whose outfit was better?
Quannah Chasinghorse
Chloe Fineman
the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline
the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn
the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

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Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom
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I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”
breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby
*screams of a witch burning at the stake*
THOU ART CURRENTLY LISTENING TO
*Gregorian chanting*
13.21
*leper bell ringing*
HIGH MEDIAEVAL FM
*recording of John Lackland sobbing as he signs the Magna Carta*
WHENCE COMETH NAUGHT BUT LITURGIES
LITURGIES
AND MORE LITURGIES
*Templar knights praying out loud*
THIS ISN’T THY GRANDMOTHERES STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*
one if my favorite gifs right now the blankest eyes ive ever seen the lights are on but no ones home. and the other thing like grooming its snout but i don't think its even aware of what its doing. i dont think either of them know anything or know that theyre alive
YouTube has been suggesting this band to me--looking at the comments, I see they're one of those "maybe you've never heard of them, but they have masses of loyal fans" bands
A quick set of reference points for their music, if you're in the "never heard of them" pool, is somewhere between TMBG and CAKE in both sound and cynicism
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
I listen to this song at least 2 or 3 times a week and multiple phrases from it have become vocal stims in our house.

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Gilded silver buckle uncovered in King's Field, Kent, England, 7th century AD
from The British Museum
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.