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sci fi is about one thing and one thing only.....actors throwing themselves around a room to simulate the ship being hit

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Please acknowledge this revelation I just had.
Update:Â
Give me Colin Mochrie as Moriarty. A very exasperated Moriarty, that this comedy giraffe keeps foiling his plans.
Critics complained that Indian musician Daler Mehndiâs music was only popular because his videos featured beautiful women. Mehndiâs response was to create a video featuring only copies of himself greenscreened in, leading to the creation of the âTunak Tunak Tunâ video.
Creates his most popular video just because people say he cant.
What a lad
posted the video because some people in Tumblr are too young to remember this masterpiece.
Video: Classic Backstory: *Genius*
are we not going to discuss the fact that he dabs several times in this video that was made in 1998
So now that my whole family is vaccinated using the Pfizer vaccine, I thought it might be nice to report on our side effects! Can you find the common denominator?
Me, 30
vaccinated 22 Dec
22 Dec- minor flashes of pain at injection site
23 Dec- injection site pain when punched lightly in the arm by Dad who forgot which arm I got the shot in, some joint stiffness thatâs proooobably more likely related to falling asleep in a stupid position and honestly itâs so minor that it barely counts
24 Dec- redness at injection site, no swelling, no longer tender to touch- redness possibly from ripping off band-aid.
Lauren, 27
vaccinated 20 Dec
21 Dec- reported swelling and soreness in left arm around injection site
22 Dec- reported headache in the morning and a low-grade fever that broke by 1 PM
24 Dec- reported significant pain at injection site when slapped on the arm by our dad as he was telling a joke and laughing too hard at his own joke
Nick, 24
Vaccinated 23 Dec
24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when gently shaken awake by our dad, who managed to put his hand exactly on the injection site
Sarah, 20
Vaccinated 23 Dec
23 Dec- reported pain and swelling at injection siteÂ
24 Dec- reported pain at injection site when picked up by our dad in an attempt to crack her back
Mom, 58
vaccinated 23 Dec
23 Dec- reported severe headaches in evening and redness/swelling around injection site
24 Dec- headache gone, injection site red and a little itchy, pain at injection site when hugged too tightly by my dad
Dad, 57
vaccinated 19 Dec
19 Dec- reported soreness around injection site
24 Dec- reported severe pain in entire body when entire family decided to beat him with pillows to see how he liked it
my father is an ABSOLUTE TREASURE heâs the kindest, sweetest human man on the planet but heâs like-
you know how sometimes when a big dog is so happy and it wags its tail and it knocks over the furniture and hits you in the knees?
thatâs my dad
Dad just punched Sarah in the arm again and he felt so bad he offered to let her punch him in the arm but he couldnât remember where the vaccine is so now Sarah is just whaling on his whole arm
So what Iâm getting from this is that the most inconvenient side effect of the vaccine is having a dad. Weird. But ok.

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They tried it
Donât think that my boy Andy doesnât know that neither
he said i wonât get dragged on yâalls behalf
Aslo This:
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Iâll be damned. Â
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This Beautiful Handmade Star Wars R2D2 Tiffany Style Lamp
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I want an inverse spy flick. The spy is a woman. Her whole team is made up of diverse women. All the villains are women. There is only one man in the entire movie and he is a Strong Male Character who is like 25 and decently ripped and has a scene where he slowly steps out of a pool wearing speedos because he is Confident and In Control of His Sexuality. We see his ass when he has to tug down his pants to get at the knife strapped to his thigh. His nipples are always erect for no fucking reason.
They are undercover in a nightclub. In order to keep their cover from being blown, he has to kiss another man.Â
He knits to relieve stress and to keep his mind sharp. It is never discussed by any of the characters.Â
Someone asks him how he knows how to do Traditionally Feminine Thing. âI have four sisters,â he answers.
This is also how he knows how to fight while armed with nothing but a purse, a high heel shoe, and a can of hair spray. During this fight, he is, for no apparent reason, shirtless.
The lead spy is Helen Mirren. She nails the Action Boy in the shower. Thereâs a lot of lingering closeups on the way the shower spray runs across his breathlessly ecstatic face. We also hear every breathless whimper of his climax, while out in the hallway Lucy Liu is smoking impatiently, a duffel bag full of rocket launchers slung over her shoulder. The President isnât going to kidnap herself, here, christ.Â
Action Boy emerges in a small towel, sheepish yet radiant. Helen Mirren emerges in a tuxedo, also smoking, also with a duffel bag of rocket launchers.Â
In one scene, the lead villain captures the Strong Male Character. He is, once more, inexplicably shirtless as she ties him to the chair. He makes some quips about his sexual independence before he is rescued by a sweat-drenched Helen Mirren, who kicks down the door and nukes everyone in the room. Strong Male Characterâs hair remains perfect throughout the ordeal.Â
Strong Male Character is heartlessly slain in front of Helen Mirrenâs eyes despite all of his skills and combat prowess. His body slumps to the ground, lifeless but supple. Helen Mirren makes a witty quip at Strong Male Characterâs killers before quickly and dramatically slaying them all.
She steals one last glance at Strong Male Character. His beautiful eyes stare back from a handsome face with perfectly tussled hair, lips positioned a if in a gentle sigh. Thereâs no bringing him back now. Helen Mirren walks away, stronger than before. Strong Male Characterâs death has hardened her, but given her the strength and resolve to complete her task.Â
Roll credits.Â
An after credits preview clip comes on as a teaser. Helen Mirren with a huge explosion tearing things up behind her walks toward the camera with a new Strong Male Character wearing the tiny, tattered remnants of a burned shirt about his flexing pecs and deltoids, and he is carrying the bag of rocket launchers as he steps in behind her.Â
So Matt Bomer?
Iâm seeing Matt Bomer
and then fandom burns itself to the ground trying to find some guy to slash him with
Nah, Matt Bomer is almost 40. Despite his good looks and great bod, heâs way too old to play the shaggable romantic supporting character to 70-year-old Helen Mirren.
Matt Bomer plays Helen Mirrenâs sadder-but-wiser ex, computer-savvy, gorgeous but still single, fiercely independent (but itâs all an act).
Helen Mirren shows up on his doorstep to ask him for one last hacker job, for old timeâs sake. Matt hauls off to slap Helen in the face, but Helen catches his wrist, pulls him close, and kisses him long and hard. Matt struggles at first but finally melts into her embrace.
Lucy Liu strolls past them into Mattâs chic apartment, slapping Matt on the ass as she mutters âSome things never change, do they?â
Late the next night, as Matt and Helen hack into the CIA database, Helen tucks a stray lock of Mattâs hair behind his ear and asks him why thereâs no husband or kids in the picture after all this time.
Matt turns his sad, beautiful eyes toward her and confesses that there has only ever been Helen for him, but he couldnât stand never knowing if she would come back alive when she left on a mission. Helen and Matt nearly have a moment, but the computer beeps with the results of their search.
The next morning, Helen goes into the kitchen to find Mattâs 20-year-old nephew has come to stay for the weekend. Helen and the camera slowly pan up and down his gorgeous, toned, oiled-up and glistening body as he stands, nearly-naked but for his tight, black satin booty-short underwear, and starts making a gourmet vegetarian omelet.
He turns around and smiles at Helen. âYou must be a friend of Uncle Matt. Iâm Caden. You hungry?â
Helenâs eyes drift down to Cadenâs bulging crotch. âOh, I could eat,â she quips.
Helen Mirren and the actor who plays the 20 year old nephew get together in real life. Everyone is delighted by this.Â
I donât think financing this would be a problem; distribution probably would. We could hack into the network feed for the Super Bowl, perhaps.
I would watch this a million times
I love this so much Iâm gonna illustrate it.
Here is @kehinkiâs part 1
OK, seriously, why isnât this movie already real?
Somewhere a male studio exec has woken up screaming in agony, and he doesnât know why.Â
le mythe, la lĂŠgende, jâai nommĂŠ: pusheen, dictateur russe (fameux).Â
I may not be able to read literally anything else in this comic but that punchline still hit me like a freight train
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So when Anakin Skywalker was a Jedi he looked like this
But turning to the dark side changed his physical appearance. Most notably his eyes, which became yellow (a very typical Sith transformation in many species)
And while I know that Wookies are not supposed to be able to be force sensitive and therefore cannot become Jedi or Sith, all I am saying is that
.... You know?
There is literally no way I could have guessed where this post was heading
I love how all of these are wholesome and then bam thereâs one about a mom doing cocaine

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I both hate and love this so much
I looked into the âIâm a luxury few can affordâ sweater, and apparently itâs from a knitting pattern book called Wit Knits from 1986 that included a lot of gems⌠but best of all was this sweater, which I desperately need to own:
Just LOOK at this incredible grumpy old gay robot sweater. Look at it.
Its Bernie Sanders
My god youâre right.
I looked up Wit Knits and youâre right, every one of these designs is fucking fantastic:
im the man with banana on his sweater holding a fuckn pineapple
wait a minute thats christopher biggens and gyles Fucking brandreth finally these images make sense