I'm tired and old

i think its very silly when animals have a ass

Thanks, I needed to hear this. I've done my best...wearing masks, rarely leaving the house for past 2 years, not seeing my friends or anyone really, washing everything I brought in the house. Sanitizing constantly and I still got it. I don't think there's any way around this new strain

Merry dickmas lol

This is like a dream you wake up from in terror but when you try to explain it to someone they don’t understand the escalation of pure evil you experienced and why you’re so shaken up by it

I hate it

Ordered truffle fries from a local italian place last night and im still thinking about how they fucked my mouth raw and left me begging for more

Okay and how were the fries

They were alright

when the combination totally supersedes the individual elements

Adulthood is literally just a cycle of spending every waking minute wishing you could go to bed until it’s actually time for bed and then it becomes the absolute LAST thing you want to do because going to bed is the thing that makes tomorrow happen and then you have to do it all over again