Wanderlust

I have a raging science ladyboner right now.

I’d love if we could do it on a state-by-state basis.

That same slime mold once affirmed that the Tokyo subway is pretty well-designed.  

Natural computation: it’s a thing, and it’s awesome. What is the universe but a really, really complicated computer?

I love this.

let’s put the slime mold in charge of the transportation department

use slime molds to solve the traveling salesman problem

dude are you fucking kidding me i do watch cooking shows like this

Everyone I know watches cooking shows like this

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

Not to critique evolution, but I would think orange and black stripes wouldn’t be as good for camouflage in a forest as, say, green and black would.

Not to critique evolution but I think prey animals should be better at telling when their predator is dressed like a traffic cone.

I don’t know what the best part of this is: implying that deer chose their attributes on a character sheet, or the fact that we get to see tiger colors because they look like a snack.

I’m sorry but there is not an animal in that first leopard picture

“Tigers are fruit colored” is my new favorite phrase.

it’s march and like, you know what? that’s fucked up. literally, it was march this time last year too, and what’s up with that? like, a year has passed since it was last march, what the fuck ?

Like jokes aside this is so scary and sad, I really hope he’s still okay

I DIDNT SEE THE LAST PICTURE LAST TIME

Rihanna ratchet as me. Sisters.

Now i only wanna hear Rihanna singing this lmfao

i’m going to shatter you like glass

wow

Who would win in a battle for my immortal soul: the devil on his fiddle or “Jolene” at 33 RPM

THANK GOD FOR WHO EVER MADE THIS.

Me to my student: You need to pare things down. Just, like, Marie Kondo this whole paragraph. Student, softly to herself: Does this clause spark joy??

This was wild because I forgot your high schoolers are called seniors and I thought you were talking about old folks

“it was their second to last day”

consider this- this means football players are so overpaid they make in one year what an average worker will make in their entire life, and they still arent making enough to hit this bracket and yet opponents to this will still try and pitch that its going to hurt them by taking too much from ‘the working man’

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?