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Unattended Children Will Be Adopted and Taught To Kick Ass
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Baby ghost are supposed to bond to parents both for protection and for their cores to properly develop. It’s a deep and meaningful connection that all ghost parents wish to feel for the rest of the lives and all ghost children hope to feel for as long as possible. Both sides gain strength from their connection, can reach out and feel nearly anything that has to do with each other can just Know when they are needed and what the other feels. Danny is a baby ghost. Danny is absolutely Not Dealing With This Nonsense. Maybe Clockwork already Yoinked the position of Worlds Best Dad, or maybe Danny being closer to Maddie in life made his Core search primarily for a mother figure, regardless his Core is trying to get him adopted by any and all mother figures he has.(he tells Frostbite, Clockwork and anyone else that asks the reason his Core doesn’t bond with Maddie is because she’s already his human mother and he’s a halfa and halfas are weird. Not even he believes it.)
He doesn’t want to bond with some weirdo adult who’ll coddle and care for him like some defenseless baby! He’s a MAN. He can take care of himself. He has Been taking care of himself. He’s fought ancients, saved the world and/or universe a dozen times over, single handedly routed armies and so much more. He’s perfectly fine on his own. If only his Core would get the message and stop going “If not Mama why Mama shaped?” every time he’s in the presence of an even somewhat competent women he feels no romantic attraction to.
But it’s fine, if his Core won’t stop trying to reverse adopt a mother figure for him any time he spends time around a women who he could potentially view as a mother. He’ll just never spend any time around women who seem like they actually care for him and want him to both feel and be safe and happy! Problem Solved! It’s not even hard, there’s no one in his life who really qualifies to begin with. He keeps telling himself that’s a good thing like if he says it enough he’ll believe it.
Then he joins the Justice League and everything falls apart.
The assembled ladies of the justice league were all there, along with Superman and Batman. All of them staring him down, glaring really. Danny could literally TASTE, the animosity in the air as he floated there at the head of the room, dumbstruck. Danny was beyond thankful that he altered his suit to the full hazmat configuration. If he hadn't they would have seen the stupid look that was definitely on his face as he endured being dressed down.
His mind was buzzing with so many conflicting emotions. He felt like a little kid again getting caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Their accusations were… Okay now that he had a minute to think about how his actions looked from an outside perspective. They definitely had a point. His erratic behaviour and desperate deflections didn't paint a pretty picture of his personality. It took all of Danny's thought an effort to simply turn his head to look away from Batman droning on about appropriate behaviour as a hero, and 'outdated gender norms'.
Danny looked out at the seated heroines and felt his emotions fray. He was facing a nightmare, a tsunami of disappointment and simmering rage radiating from the women that he admired so much. He wanted to cry. He to bury his head against Hawkwoman's side. To hide behind Wonder Woman. To collapse and beg Black Canary for forgiveness. He wanted to curl up with Vixen's fingers running through his hair.
The onslaught of opposing emotions was fraying his nerves and felt like it was frying his brain. Everything was fuzzy in his mind and he KNEW, that he wasn't getting out of this room without giving SOMETHING away. The dead boy hero sucked in a breath and tried, tried so hard to focus on keeping his emotions and his core locked down tight.
"I'm not a sexist… I'm… I'm wrong." That was what came out of his mouth first. And thankfully the statement confused everyone enough that he just got away with interrupting freaking BATMAN. Danny couldn't wait for someone to ask a clarifying question or rebuke his interruption. "You all know that I'm not… I'm not a human, not anymore. My species is literally made of emotions like you are made of flesh. My problem isn't with looking down on any of the Heroines here. I am terrified of what my soul, the physical core of my being is trying to do." Danny knew he was rambling, but with his eyes squeeze tight to avoid seeing their expressions, he could only continue and hope that his explanation would be enough. That they wouldn't try to press him harder with the strange bombshell that he'd just dropped.
"My species, Realm Spirits. We forge bonds with each other through our cores connecting. Our souls choosing new family and magically reinforcing those new bonds. The most common, and often the first created upon a realm spirit forming, is a parental bond. I… My creation wasn't standard, and that might be why bonding never happened with me for so long. But now I can feel it. I can feel my core reaching out and trying to form bonds with most of you in this room. PLEASE, understand what I'm trying to avoid! Parental bonds means that whoever is connected to the realm spirit is empatically linked. The parent would know when their bonded child was hurt, distressed, even just so much as feeling SAD!" Danny's voice was getting frantic now. Panic eating at his focus as he rambled.
"I am begging you all to think about that level of a personal violation! That bond is a constant eye over your shoulder, no, a eye in your MIND. My core bears witness to you all and the amazing work you do. Your power and capabilities and how wonderful you all are as people and I can FEEL it reaching out to you to form those bonds and I am DESPERETLY, trying to fight my base instincts. But if I lose focus while I'm near you my core tries to form those bonds and I refuse to do that to my coworkers for BOTH of our sakes." Danny's chest was pumping like a belows as he well and truly wound himself up. The waves of distain washing over him turning into concern was NOT helping either.
"I… I'm sorry that I've apparently put you all off so badly… but I need to go. You can contact me incase of an emergency through the usual channels." Danny finished speaking and without even opening his eyes he turned himself invisible and phased himself through the floor, speeding off invisibly back towards earth at three hundred miles per hour, leaving the conference room filled with concerned super heros behind. ~This is it…~ Danny thought. ~They know my secret now. That I'm really just a kid trying to avoid attachments to people that could care about me…~
Back in the conference room the assembled heroes were still staring at the spot where Phantom had just been pouring out his heart to them.
"Wow, I really didn't think that the reason he acted so weird was because he wanted to adopt us." Hawk Woman said with a grimace.
"I'm also happy that the ancient ghost doesn't want to have backdoors into our thoughts." Black Canary added with a shudder.
"Wait, does that mean Phantom is sexist against men if he didn't want any of you as his kids?" Vixen asked, looking up towards the front of the conference room, where Batman and Superman were still standing.
"… Regardless for how the ancient protector spirit feels, this situation is still untenable. I'll look into getting Phantom enrolled into mental discipline courses with the martians while we re-examine the situation." Batman stated with a note of finality, ending the meeting.
Yeeees! This is wonderful!
Danny: Ok, I have now cleared up the misunderstanding. They know I’m a kid with no parents. They’re gonna treat me so differently. They won’t respect me anymore. This is horrible!
The League: Ok, we have now cleared up the misunderstanding. Phantoms got a nasty case of empty nest syndrome and is trying to keep himself from accidentally surprise adopting us. Does he view us as children in need of protection? Does he know we can take care of ourselves? Does he still respect us as colleagues and equals?
The misunderstanding, now three times the size, chilling in the corner like the Despicable Me meme: Hey.
I have read @arbiterlexultionis continuation with Dani, and I have been inspired to make things even worse.
Wonder Woman and the rest of the justice leagues heroines were... conflicted and confused about this whole situation. Something wasn't lining up correctly with Phantom. Why was he only worried about adopting the adult women of the league? Why is that that he didn't seem to have an issue adopting the younger, less experienced, and powerful girls from the junior teams? Phantom had been gone from the watch tower for almost a week now, and nobody felt like cracking his bubble of isolation until he had his issue settled. But there WAS someone that could answer questions at the headquarters. Phantom's Daughter, Spirit.
Ooooo Yeeeees! You get it! I didn’t even think of how to add Dan into this but there are so many possibilities!
Does Dani try her hardest to not give out too many details to try and respect Danny’s wishes? Only to wind up accidentally letting really vague details slip that more or less amount too “the one who used Danny to make me made Dan as well. He went mad from all the trauma and grief he got from my maker(went insane when he fused with Vlad’s ghost half) and Danny had to be the one to stop him for good.” Or even maybe something even WORSE by the power of ✨Misunderstandings✨.
Does she give most of an explanation? “Dan went insane from what the Frutiloop who used Danny to make me did to him and Danny, and became a villain. Became More than a villain. Within three years of escaping Amity Park was the last bastion of earth. He deliberately left it, the place where it all began, for last. The very last victory of his vengeance against the world that he and Danny did so much to save but never bothered to save them. After ten years it was the last bastion of Everything. All of earth, the Reach and lantern cores, Darkseid and the New Gods, every afterlife and everything in the realms he could reach before the Ancients put up a barrier to isolate our corner of the multiverse and the section of the realms it’s tied to from the rest of the multiverse. Kronos(AKA the mad titan that had the oh so calming hobby of eating babies alive and was Super Duper Mega Evil as far as anyone in the League knows) stepped in because he was going to break the Ancients barrier as soon as Amity Park fell, having only baited them into putting it up in the first place so no one would interfere with the start of his vengeance and growth into his power. Allowing Danny to stop him for good and change the timeline.”
Diana just got told that the most evil person she’s ever heard of, the literal monster of her nightmares sense she was a kid, took one look at Dan and what he was doing and went “Holy Shit, that’s fucked up. I am morally obligated to save the multiverse from you.” She is SHOOK. Straight up not having a good time. In the process the League finds out that Danny somehow managed to beat the being who soloed Literally Fucking Everything. Even if Dan only pulled it off through trickery and “cheating” and Danny only manage to beat him through the same this means that Danny is far, Far stronger than they thought he was. So everyone is shook. They might also wind up, you guessed it, misunderstanding and thinking Danny was forced to kill his own son in order to save all that is, was and will ever be. The ANGST!!!
There are just sooooo many opportunities with this! I love the direction you’re taking it! Please give me more brain food for my last two brain cells to munch on!
Ok, so I really am not a fan of 'Ghost King Danny is the strongest super ubergod that kicks everyone's ass forever!' Type of stories nd fanfiction. It's almost always boring and I'm not going to weigh in on that. It doesn't stop Danny from being capable of ALOT though. So here's my continueation, enjoy. Dinah could feel a migrain coming on as she walked back to her quarters in the Watchtower. Wonder Woman was... out of commission, if Black Canary was right. The amazonian heroine was mumbling about Kronos over and over again under her breath as she trudged back to her own room. So it looks like Dinah was going to be the one to compile a report and file away the new wildly disressing information that Spirit just shared. Dinah sat down at her desk, pulled out a bottle of Don Julio 1942 from her drawer, poured herself a shot, and then started writing down everything that Spirit just shared.
First thing that Dinah recorded was the first bit of evidence of a 'parental bond', that any hero has seen so far. Spirit was so horrified and guilty about revealing the existance of her brother, that the first thing she did when she managed to calm herself was pull a cell phone out of her abdomen and call her father, Phantom. To the surprise of Dinah and Diana, Phantom had apparently already been on his way to the watch tower, having known about Spirit's sudden spike in fear, horror, and guilt as it happened and knew that she was in the watchtower from a general sense of her location. Needless to say that this incident has put to rest Dinah's reservations about these 'parental bonds' existance and how they functioned. Dinah had NO, desire to have Phantom constantly aware of any influx of powerful emotions she had. As nice as the idea of having that kind of ability to understand and comfort some of her younger charges as the Justice League's premier therapist. A nanny in the back of her mind is the last thing Dinah wants. After Spirit managed to calm her father and then relax herself, the younger looking heroine started talking again. Dinah wished that there was a better way to describe Spirit's story, but the only word for it is horrifying. Dinah felt dirty even as she wrote her report, but what Spirit was describing was basically a reverse flashpoint paradox, mixed with a greek tragedy. But potential threats on the level of Reverse Flash HAD, to be documented into the League's Database. First of all was Spirit's explanation that her Father isn't the one who told her about this 'Dan'. Instead Spirit had stumbled across a prison locked outside of time while performing a mission for her realm spirit grandfather. Some questioning from Wonder Woman lead Spirit to reveal that Phantom's apparent adoptive realm-spirit father was the ghost of time itself. (This lead to more terrifying revelations, like the idea that CONCEPTS, have ghosts.) Wonder Woman went pale at this time, having realized that this 'Clockwork' Was likely the incarnated soul of Kronos, the titan of time. Evidently Spirit's discovery of the prison lead Clockwork to reveal that trapped inside of a technomagical thermos, held in an empty dimension outside of time itself, was her brother from a future that no longer exists. Spirit stated that Clockwork was not completely forthcoming about Dan and the situation that lead to his creation and imprisonment. But Spirit managed to weedle and guilt the soul of Kronos into revealing enough that Spirit put the rest of the story together. What Spirit described was that Phantom's still living bloodline was completely wiped out in a potential future. Apparently Phantom himself must look out for his descendants as a protector spirit. Something near apocalyptic must have happened for Phantom's entire living family to have died in an 'Explosion'. I recomend looking into more potential countermeasures for nuclear armageddon or meteoric impacts in the future if this was caused by such an apocalyptic detonation. (What else would have caused Phantom to be unable to save a single member of his family?) Spirit stated that the devestating loss of his family and his purpose caused Phantom to loss himself. No more motivation, no hope, unable to muster the will to continue being a hero. And that apparently was an opening that someone was waiting for. Spirit refused to elaborate on who this 'Fruitloop' is. However I will be opening an investigation into the superpowered sex offender that has already previously harmed and imprisoned Phantom. Finding out that subject 'Fruitloop' is not only still alive, but a present day threat has increased the urgency in which this investigation needs to happen.
In this timeline, Phantom, weakened and desolated, was once more taken by subject 'Fruitloop'. Spirit was thankfully light on details of what happened, but nobody in the league is a stranger to violance, captivity, and even experimentation. Let alone what would cause another child to be created. Apparently, not even minutes after Dan was born, Phantom was slain by his son and subject Fruitloop was eaten by Dan. Dan became a realm spirit on the same level as Phantom but with an obsession with violence and destruction. Over the next years, Dan killed every member of the Justice League, The Light, The Legion of Doom, and every single independant powered individual on the planet. Needless to say I was shocked at how this could have happened. Of course Phantom is strong, but to kill every member of the Justice league single handedly? I asked if Phantom really had that kind of power, and Spirit looked away from me in shame. Spirit said that she had thought about what she'd do if she had to fight members of the league. The Anti-Ecto Acts and it's former champions the GIW, made the thought process clear. To mine and Wonder Woman's horror, Spirit actually listed off several contingency plans she had to put down the league on her own. Most of her plans involved overshadowing superman and/or members of the flash family first, But her ideas to use possession and super speed to destroy anti-possession shielding. Use League Members bodies and powers against each other. Even the awful idea of overshadowing kryptonians and then eating pounds of kryptonite... The ideas were well thought out and horrific. Spirit said that those plans took five minutes for her to make. A realm spirit of Phantom's power and with an obsession of destruction and murder? Incredibly plausible. Once all super powered resistance was gone, Dan then went on a years long murder spree spanning the globe. So much blood was spilled that The Ghost of Kronos decided to step in personally. Phantom was summoned from the past by Clockwork. Phantom, at the point where he grew in power the fastest. Phantom fought his son Dan, at the peak of his power and just barely managed to prevail, sealing Dan inside a silver thermos. Phantom handed over his over future son's prison to Clockwork who then sealed the container outside of time. So THAT, is why Phantom doesn't worry about adopting any men of the league. He's been even more traumatized by his future son that technically doesn't exist inside our timeline anymore. Dinah REALLY wishes Phantom was just a sexist. Dinah could deal with a second Guy Gardener a LOT easier than this clusterfuck.
First things first I frickin love that final line. 10/10.
Love this whole thing in general. Everyone getting a front row seat to how the bond works to know what Danny’s trying so desperately trying to avoid while still completely misunderstanding the situation. Dinah going “man ngl that’d be super useful for my job as a therapist but I’m really glad I’m not on the receiving end. Hopefully I never wind up bonding with Danny!”
Giving just enough details to be absolutely horrifying while still leaving everyone confused, beautiful.
Phantom being told that Masters was in a high security prison, in a Ghost proof room so that none of the other Ghost rogues get him out, leads to Phantom physically giving off feelings of relief and joy.
What wasn't expected was Phantom taking off his helmet mask and throwing himself at Superman for a hug. A squeaky voice repeating "thank you" like so many victims get when they finally get justice. But something is wrong. The voice is too high, the frame too thin. Only for Phantom to pull back and look Superman in the eyes while saying thank you again.
That's the face of a 16 or 18 year old. Barely. Baby fat that he'll never get to outgrow. Big eyes filled with tears and snot dripping from his nose. The loose outer hazmat fading out of sight to reveal a skin tight version underneath. An unrealistic thin frame one would only get from borderline starving. Long limbs of a boyish figure. A wisp of a thing with shaggy hair and too big hands that will never get to grow up.
"I thought you'd be older." Batman interjected in the scene.
"Huh? Wha-why?" Phantom's eyes were wide in disbelief. "I'm glad you thought I was mature, though."
"It doesn't really matter, given how long you've been a hero. Just because you look 18 doesn't outweigh the thousands of years you've been a hero." Diana looks at her coworker with warning. There was no need to say something that could be seen as mocking at such a heartfelt moment.
"Thousands of years? Oh! You mean time traveling."
"You're a time traveler? Hm. This means our information on you is faulty. We will need your actual active time as a hero for our records. Though, we will still refer to you as an adult, given your situation."
"That's a relief. I've been a hero for four and a half years. Since I died."
"You... died almost five years ago?”
"It's usually best not to ask about a ghost's death, as it can be traumatic. But yeah. I died on my 14th birthday. Freak accident in the lab."
"... And how old is your daughter?"
"Oh, she's four! Just turned a bit ago."
"Ah. These will be important for our files."
"Of course. Let me know if there's anything else you need clarified! I need to go let my daughter know the frootloop is gone. Thanks again."
The Justice League Dark is under some...misinformation. Now John feels like a berk.
JLD had been operating under the assumption that Phantom was an Ancient, a being very close to being a god. When they heard that Amity had been straight up dragged into the Infinite Realms, and that Phantom had defeated Pariah Dark, to them that meant that Phantom had allowed it to happen in the first place for an excuse to attack Pariah.
Because Realm's Ghosts are notoriously territorial, and always itching for a fight.
So John Constantine agreed to summon the little tosser, and put a caveat into the summoning circle that bound Phantom to his will.
John had already pissed off multiple demons, why not add a Realm's Ancient to the list?
Then they summon Danny, in human form.
John very, very quickly realizes that this kid is Phantom. He also very, very quickly realizes that this is a actual teenager, and not an Ancient. A teenager who is so scared he's shaking, and paler than his Ghost form.
And he just enslaved said scared teen, who has no idea who John is or what is happening. From the looks of it, the kid didn't even realize he could be summoned.
John mentally scrambles. Old plan bad, need new one now.
"Just realized you don't have a mentor, kid," he hears himself say, and wants to stop talking immediately but can't because he's gotta make it up to the kid somehow. "Figured I'd take that spot. Bond I just slapped on ya means that if you're in trouble, I'll know. If I'm in trouble, you'll know. That way the whole 'Pariah Dark' thing doesn't happen again, yeah?"
The kid seems to buy it, and Zatanna is staring at him in disbelief.
But it's fine; if she keeps her mouth shut and doesn't say anything, the kid'll never know, because John has zero intention to use the binding the way he wrote it down.
Alright I know this is supposed to be angst and all... But I'm suddenly imagining Danny learning the truth and subverting their expectations.
Instead of him being all, "You all lied to me! Was anything of the mentorship real!? It's not fair I am the one who has to suffer for your mistakes..."
Danny cries on the ground needing comfort as the Justice League Dark looks absolutely guilty, trying to console the child they didn't mean to hurt like this.
It's instead has Danny go, "Wait hold on. You're telling me that according to this caveat you used when you summoned me that I now belong to John Constantine? So what you're saying is... I'm HIS responsibility now."
Danny runs away laughing maniacally, already planning to create absolute chaos and let John take the blame as his responsibility.
Constantine is chasing right after him, reluctantly trying to stop Danny with his voice. However the Ghost Boy is so focused on his chaos that he's ignoring John to the point his voice is white noise, the Hellblazer's commands fall on deaf ears.
Alternatively, Danny was a young ancient when the summons and bindings happened. But he’s grown. He’s learned how magic works and he’s come into his future title of king slowly but surely.
Do you really think any binding could hold down the ruler of an entire realm? Do you really think the zone would allow such a binding to persist with her *chosen*.
She lets the little farce continue because Danny is learning things he needs to know. About the world. About the threats and ways to handle them. About magic and the other beings the fall under his purview. She lets it continue because Danny is still human. Still young. He needs that connection. He needs to learn about the nature of humans because for the most part, that nature stays when they arrive in the realms, just narrowed in and focused on one trait, and where better to learn that than from observing the mixing pot that is the justice league?
But no. It was never meant to last. No mere mortal would ever be strong enough to hold command over Her Chosen. And mortals, as she had learned over the course of her infinity, always ALWAYS fall short. And while she chose Danny, she needed Danny to also choose her willingly. To choose the crown willingly. And the realms is infinite. She’s willing to wait. She has all the time in the world to wait for her chosen to choose her and finally the day comes.
Im adding more to this because I can. Genuinely and truly I think Danny pulls Constantine from this dimension and drops him in a new one. The infinite realms wants him to return to her realm and he can’t if the one he lives in has been cut off. So this is the only kindness Danny offers him. A chance to live out the remainder of his life in a dimension as close to a utopia as possible. A gift for John who redirected his intent as soon as he realized Danny was a child. Who Danny knew would never invoke the slavery bond on him. However, if Danny had been anyone else, had been the being John had been anticipating, John would have held no qualms about utilizing the binding, and that’s not something he can look past. So yes. He will give John this kindness. Let him live his remaining life in peace, because Chosen or not, Danny does not know if he could stop the infinite realms from enacting her own justice once the man returns to the realms and he’s not entirely sure if he wants to.
The Justice League Dark is under some...misinformation. Now John feels like a berk.
JLD had been operating under the assumption that Phantom was an Ancient, a being very close to being a god. When they heard that Amity had been straight up dragged into the Infinite Realms, and that Phantom had defeated Pariah Dark, to them that meant that Phantom had allowed it to happen in the first place for an excuse to attack Pariah.
Because Realm's Ghosts are notoriously territorial, and always itching for a fight.
So John Constantine agreed to summon the little tosser, and put a caveat into the summoning circle that bound Phantom to his will.
John had already pissed off multiple demons, why not add a Realm's Ancient to the list?
Then they summon Danny, in human form.
John very, very quickly realizes that this kid is Phantom. He also very, very quickly realizes that this is a actual teenager, and not an Ancient. A teenager who is so scared he's shaking, and paler than his Ghost form.
And he just enslaved said scared teen, who has no idea who John is or what is happening. From the looks of it, the kid didn't even realize he could be summoned.
John mentally scrambles. Old plan bad, need new one now.
"Just realized you don't have a mentor, kid," he hears himself say, and wants to stop talking immediately but can't because he's gotta make it up to the kid somehow. "Figured I'd take that spot. Bond I just slapped on ya means that if you're in trouble, I'll know. If I'm in trouble, you'll know. That way the whole 'Pariah Dark' thing doesn't happen again, yeah?"
The kid seems to buy it, and Zatanna is staring at him in disbelief.
But it's fine; if she keeps her mouth shut and doesn't say anything, the kid'll never know, because John has zero intention to use the binding the way he wrote it down.
Alright I know this is supposed to be angst and all... But I'm suddenly imagining Danny learning the truth and subverting their expectations.
Instead of him being all, "You all lied to me! Was anything of the mentorship real!? It's not fair I am the one who has to suffer for your mistakes..."
Danny cries on the ground needing comfort as the Justice League Dark looks absolutely guilty, trying to console the child they didn't mean to hurt like this.
It's instead has Danny go, "Wait hold on. You're telling me that according to this caveat you used when you summoned me that I now belong to John Constantine? So what you're saying is... I'm HIS responsibility now."
Danny runs away laughing maniacally, already planning to create absolute chaos and let John take the blame as his responsibility.
Constantine is chasing right after him, reluctantly trying to stop Danny with his voice. However the Ghost Boy is so focused on his chaos that he's ignoring John to the point his voice is white noise, the Hellblazer's commands fall on deaf ears.
Alternatively, Danny was a young ancient when the summons and bindings happened. But he’s grown. He’s learned how magic works and he’s come into his future title of king slowly but surely.
Do you really think any binding could hold down the ruler of an entire realm? Do you really think the zone would allow such a binding to persist with her *chosen*.
She lets the little farce continue because Danny is learning things he needs to know. About the world. About the threats and ways to handle them. About magic and the other beings the fall under his purview. She lets it continue because Danny is still human. Still young. He needs that connection. He needs to learn about the nature of humans because for the most part, that nature stays when they arrive in the realms, just narrowed in and focused on one trait, and where better to learn that than from observing the mixing pot that is the justice league?
But no. It was never meant to last. No mere mortal would ever be strong enough to hold command over Her Chosen. And mortals, as she had learned over the course of her infinity, always ALWAYS fall short. And while she chose Danny, she needed Danny to also choose her willingly. To choose the crown willingly. And the realms is infinite. She’s willing to wait. She has all the time in the world to wait for her chosen to choose her and finally the day comes.
The Justice League Dark is under some...misinformation. Now John feels like a berk.
JLD had been operating under the assumption that Phantom was an Ancient, a being very close to being a god. When they heard that Amity had been straight up dragged into the Infinite Realms, and that Phantom had defeated Pariah Dark, to them that meant that Phantom had allowed it to happen in the first place for an excuse to attack Pariah.
Because Realm's Ghosts are notoriously territorial, and always itching for a fight.
So John Constantine agreed to summon the little tosser, and put a caveat into the summoning circle that bound Phantom to his will.
John had already pissed off multiple demons, why not add a Realm's Ancient to the list?
Then they summon Danny, in human form.
John very, very quickly realizes that this kid is Phantom. He also very, very quickly realizes that this is a actual teenager, and not an Ancient. A teenager who is so scared he's shaking, and paler than his Ghost form.
And he just enslaved said scared teen, who has no idea who John is or what is happening. From the looks of it, the kid didn't even realize he could be summoned.
John mentally scrambles. Old plan bad, need new one now.
"Just realized you don't have a mentor, kid," he hears himself say, and wants to stop talking immediately but can't because he's gotta make it up to the kid somehow. "Figured I'd take that spot. Bond I just slapped on ya means that if you're in trouble, I'll know. If I'm in trouble, you'll know. That way the whole 'Pariah Dark' thing doesn't happen again, yeah?"
The kid seems to buy it, and Zatanna is staring at him in disbelief.
But it's fine; if she keeps her mouth shut and doesn't say anything, the kid'll never know, because John has zero intention to use the binding the way he wrote it down.
Alright I know this is supposed to be angst and all... But I'm suddenly imagining Danny learning the truth and subverting their expectations.
Instead of him being all, "You all lied to me! Was anything of the mentorship real!? It's not fair I am the one who has to suffer for your mistakes..."
Danny cries on the ground needing comfort as the Justice League Dark looks absolutely guilty, trying to console the child they didn't mean to hurt like this.
It's instead has Danny go, "Wait hold on. You're telling me that according to this caveat you used when you summoned me that I now belong to John Constantine? So what you're saying is... I'm HIS responsibility now."
Danny runs away laughing maniacally, already planning to create absolute chaos and let John take the blame as his responsibility.
Constantine is chasing right after him, reluctantly trying to stop Danny with his voice. However the Ghost Boy is so focused on his chaos that he's ignoring John to the point his voice is white noise, the Hellblazer's commands fall on deaf ears.

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So, for whatever reason, the Justice League are fighting Phantom, thinking he's evil or suspicious and trying to bring him to the watchtower or whatever, but of course Phantom isn't cooperating, either not trusting the JL/being bitter they didnt show up to help Amity Park/whatever
UNTIL... One of Clockworks' notes show up, and Phantom pauses to read it, before surrendering to the JL, saying he'll follow them.
Now obviously, the JL are confused and suspicious, but eventually come to the (wrong) conclusion that Phantom is just a lackey or something, and that the person who wrote the note is the real mastermind manipulating this poor innocent super-powered teenager.
Danny finds this all either hilarious, or stupid. Probably both.
Phantom swiftly avoids yet another attempt from Wonder Woman to get him in her lasso. He doesn't think it would work on ghosts, but he's not willing to try his luck here. He low-key would like to send all of them flying. They hadn't been around for any of the crazy shit that has gone down in the last year, and now that they finally show up they want to take him in?
He knew he should have let Technus destroy all the digital news declaring him a public enemy. It must be why the absent heroes decided to come and take him down. If only the ghost wasn’t also trying to take over the school news site just when Sam was publishing her own article on plant-based meal alternatives, he would have.
“Son, I suggest you surrender yourself before we are obligated to escalate things,” Superman says.
Can’t Martian Manhunter read Danny’s mind and find out the truth?
That's usually a cop out solution in most scenarios that would typically derail a story, so in true comic book writer spirit, many write around it with some handwavey justification that Ghosts/at least Halfas are immune or resistant to Martian telepathy for X or Y reason, or at least have Manhunter out of commission either because he's busy with his own work elsewhere or in recovery from fighting Danny/some past threat.
Because if J'onn could use his telepathy in any scenario where the Justice League is antagonistic towards Danny or trying to figure out his deal, the Martian would immediately already try reading his mind and have everything major resolved in 15 minutes tops in most cases. Hence why most people tend to write around him and his power, because if he was allowed to be used to his full potential... It's easy to forget, next to Batman especially as the so-called World's Greatest Detective, that J'onn Jonez is also a detective himself (hence the Manhunter in his name) and an extremely competent member of the Justice League when fire or his addiction to knockoff Oreos aren't involved.
It's also why people sometimes have to nerf Batman, albeit less so, than Manhunter because as a detective if you don't block off immediate access to information from Amity Park or the GIW behind a firewall he can't crack for one reason or another he'd immediately figure out everything important that the JL needs to know about Phantom and the ghost situation in an hour, maybe two or three at most depending on how long it takes him to shift through everything and figure out Phantom is just a hero with bad publicity.
Catch A Falling Star And Call It Your Little Snowflake
A deaged Danny AU but instead of getting adopted by the Batfam, Mr. Freeze finds him after a bad reveal that ended up with his friends and sister dead and led to him de-aging. Clockwork wanted his little star to be safe and loved and with all the futures and dimensions he had seen he decided to approach Victor Fries himself along with Lady Gotham to tell the man he would be in charge of raising Danny in exchange for Frostbite helping cure his wife.
Of course Victor agrees, he just didn't think he would get attached to the little one so fast while Nora was being cured. The little one wasn't affected by his touch and even mimicked what his machines usually could. He learned the child's name was Danny, he was four, and he had been hurt by his former parents. Danny had already been healed himself so there was no worry there. Victor also learned that his wife was something called a Halfa now, just like their new son who she instantly adored the moment she awoke and met him. It took a while for her to get better and learn to control her new powers and for Victor to do the same as it seems like he got contaminated by the ectoplasm that surrounded them and became extremely liminal.
Finally though they were healed and ready to go home. They had initially thought of leaving Gotham but learned it was the best place for their Little Snowflake to live and hide so they went back home. Now you would think they would both stop being rogues but Nora was basically like, "guess we're rogues now 🤷♀️" and Victor is like "My Dear, we don't have to be. We can-"
"Anti-heroes then. You're so right Darling!"
And that's that. XD Plus, they're all used to extreme cold and they need money to keep their home that way.
Danny became their pride and joy, whom they loved dearly. They gave him the name Aidan Lukas Fries and he grew up very happy.
I don't know what ship this will be but there definitely will be one for one of the batboys that falls in love with the ethereal looking anti-hero Phantom Frost
Aidan/Danny vaguely remembers his past but it's all pretty hazy as he grows up, that is until his fourteenth birthday where he remembers everything and ends up in the Zone where he sees his friends and sisters who are all full-ghosts now and live in the Zone. So his Fraid isn't fully gone, it just took them time to form and for him to heal and grow.
Phantom, calmly: I just want to say one thing; If any of you "heros" hurt my clone, I will personally rip out your eyes, and shove it down your throat *growling* so you can see my claws tear your carcus open!
Justice League: [involuntarily whimpers and/or flinches]
Kon: Um, Danny?
Phantom: Not now dear, Daddy's in a rage.
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DC X DP PROMPT #13
This is my doppelgänger, Danny, I met him on the internet
Damian Wayne has always been deeply invested in animals, especially endangered species. This is not new information. If there is an animal somewhere on Earth that is critically endangered, Damian Wayne has probably read at least three academic papers about it and has Opinions™ about its conservation status.
So naturally, when an article comes out about a female purple-backed gorilla named Delilah, Damian reads it.
Because of course he does.
And then he notices something interesting.
Apparently, some kid named Danny Fenton was the one who figured out that Delilah was actually a she.
Damian is intrigued.
He looks Danny up.
And then Damian just….
stares at the screen.
Because Danny Fenton looks strikingly like him.
Same dark hair. Same general facial structure. Same resting expression that suggests he is perpetually one inconvenience away from committing a felony. The only difference being Danny’s eyes are blue instead of green.
Damian’s immediate conclusion:
Someone has cloned me.
Obviously.
There is no other explanation.
Except, unfortunately, there is.
Danny Fenton is not a clone.
He’s just Damian’s unwitting doppelgänger.
And Damian, being Damian, decides that this is something he absolutely needs to investigate.
So he finds Danny online.
And Danny, who is apparently completely unfazed by some random Gotham teenager contacting him because they look alike, goes:
“Oh hey! You look like me too!”
Damian:
“I look like you?”
Danny:
“Yeah?”
Damian:
“You are aware that I am objectively more attractive.”
Danny:
“I literally don’t know you.”
And somehow this turns into a friendship.
They become internet friends.
Like, genuinely good internet friends.
They send each other pictures of weird animals.
Damian sends Danny articles about endangered species.
Danny sends Damian pictures of Tucker doing increasingly stupid things.
Damian complains about his siblings.
Danny complains about ghosts.
Damian: “My brother is insufferable.”
Danny: “My sister once threatened to throw me into a river.”
Damian: “Understandable.”
Danny: “I WAS SIX.”
And neither of them thinks this is weird.
They’ve been talking for ages.
They’ve never met in person.
Until Danny Fenton somehow ends up at a Gotham gala.
Maybe Vlad dragged him there because apparently Danny is being forced to attend another rich-person function.
Maybe Sam invited him as her plus-one because she knows exactly how much Danny hates these things and thinks watching him suffer is funny.
Maybe it’s a Wayne Foundation gala and Danny is there for some completely legitimate reason.
It doesn’t matter.
Because Damian walks into the room.
Sees Danny.
Stops.
Danny sees Damian.
Stops.
They stare at each other from across the ballroom.
And Danny slowly points.
Damian slowly points back.
Danny:
“No fucking way.”
Damian:
“Fenton?”
Danny:
“WAYNE?!”
And suddenly the entire Batfamily is watching as Damian Wayne, the child who has been raised to be suspicious of everyone, runs across a ballroom to greet some random teenage boy like they’ve known each other for years.
Bruce is standing there like:
Who is that?
Dick:
Oh my god, Damian has a friend.
Jason:
Why does that kid look like a civilian Damian?
Tim, already pulling up his phone:
Holy shit.
Steph:
DID DAMIAN GET A SECRET BOYFRIEND?!
Damian:
“He is not my boyfriend.”
Danny:
“We’re not even dating!”
Steph:
“I DIDN’T ASK”
And Danny and Damian immediately discover the most important thing about having a best friend who is also your physical double:
You can weaponize it.
They start switching places.
Danny puts on Damian’s jacket.
Damian takes Danny’s tie.
They swap phones.
They start answering to each other’s names.
Someone asks Damian a question and Danny answers.
Someone asks Danny something and Damian answers.
And because they look so ridiculously alike, nobody knows what’s happening.
Except Dick.
Dick knows.
Dick is watching his little brother actively participate in the most elaborate identity-based prank he’s ever seen and is having the time of his life.
Bruce, meanwhile:
“Damian.”
Danny:
“Yes, Father?”
Bruce:
“…”
Danny:
“…”
Bruce:
“Damian.”
Damian, from across the room:
“Yes, Father?”
Bruce:
“What.”
Danny:
“What?”
Damian:
“What?”
Bruce:
“I am going to bed.”
And the best part?
Damian and Danny aren’t even trying to be malicious.
They’re just having fun.
Because they’ve spent months talking online, and now they finally get to hang out in person, and apparently their shared hobby is causing problems for everyone around them.
By the end of the night, Gotham’s wealthiest families have absolutely no idea which Wayne child they’ve been speaking to.
The Batfamily has collectively decided Danny is part of the family now.
Sam has discovered that Damian is somehow exactly as insane as Danny.
And Damian has come to the deeply unfortunate realization that he has finally found someone who can match his energy.
Danny Fenton was supposed to be Damian Wayne’s internet friend.
Instead, he accidentally became his chaos twin.
And Gotham will never recover.
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Hey, we can talk this out. We don't have to fight
WHO ARE YOU
Jon, clearing his throat: So, dogs.
Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?
Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...
Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!
Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!
Damian: You can not be serious.
Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!
Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.
Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.
Damian: What is he looking for?
Jon: Huh?
Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.
Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*
Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!
The blessings Batman will give Danny once he realizes that this means that he has a reliable secondary home/foster to send mythical creatures to instead of letting Damian keep them.
Especially the fact that Danny has no problem making sure to update Damian about placements and life updates.
~Ghostly Home for Mythics & Monsters~
DedBoi: Those wyvrn pips have been adopted by a barn breeder. They've been adopted to an older mare who just lost a clutch to poor weather.
aSASSin: that is amenable.
DedBoi: New mama is named Crest Blazer. They've been calling the pips Jet Turbo and Rebel until they are big enough to start getting their colors.
DedBoi: <pic of a large orange wyvrn curled around two tiny black babies while a third white baby crawls on its head>
SunnyBoi: Awww so cute! ❤️
---
OGded: What do you call this? Also what do I do with it?<pic of a main coon cat with wings>
DedBoi: Sir Floofingtons the third.
aSASSin: A Tressym.
OGded: Tressym, cool. So the sanctuary people are here to deal with the rest of the trafficked animals and I just need to know if this Tressym's going with them or not.
DedBoi: he's just a flying cat he can stay in this realm if you find him a proper owner. More like let him find his person. Tressyms can be quite particular about who they bond with.
OGded: 👍
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acroBAT: Plz snd HLP!!!
acroBAT: <pic of a giant fuzzy spider in a dog cage>
acroBAT: ths nt wht I xptd whn brkn up th dg rng!
DedBoi: OMW
aSASSin: is typing...
Bat: No
DedBoi: Don't worry Dami, I have several potential parents for her. It's gonna be a full on battle between Sam, Undergrowth and Fright Knight alone.
aSASSin: acceptable
---
SoulWhore: Ya got any place for six hellhound bites?
aSASSin: yes
Bat: No.
SoulWhore: lookin like four boys an two gals. About... puppy sized... still milk age?
Bat: @DedBoi
SoulWhore: <pic of whispy shadow puppies with their eyes barely open>
Bat: @DedBoi
DedCopy: mine Mine MIne MINe MINE!
DedBoi: ... OH... Ellie and I are on our way.
SoulWhore: It'd be easier for me to come to you.
DedBoi: Yeah, which is why we are on our way to @aSASSin
Bat: is typing...
DedBoi: they're gonna need around the clock care for the next few weeks before we can wean them.
Bat: is trying...
DedBoi: plus the cave is best for them until their shadowy existence solidifies. Too much light this small will hurt them.
Bat: John, you may deliver the litter to the Batcave at your earliest convenience.
SoulWhore: right mate.
SunnyBoi: yay! Puppy care party!
aSASSin: are we sure it is wise to allow Jon to assist in the care of beings weak to sunlight?
DedBoi: aww, don't be mean Dami, he's the only sunshine they'll get until they're much older.
SunnyBoi: yeah, don't be mean Dami!
Tucker: That was a great Comic-Con. I got to meet so many voice actors.
Danny: I know! I underestimated big city cons. I went way over budget.
Sam: How much did you spend?
Danny: four hundred
Sam: FOUR HUNDRED!?
Danny: I'm including the hotel room.
Tucker: Oh thats not too bad.
Danny: Might be easy for you to say. Both of you guys have money to spare. My extracurricular activities make it impossible to keep a steady job. I need a sugar Daddy. Anybody on this escalator want to be my Sugar Daddy?
Jason turning around: Sure
Danny: *Gasp*
Jason: How much you need, gorgeous?
Danny:...I dont know. I was joking.
Jason: If you want, we can go back down the escalator to the con, and I can buy you whatever you want, then you join me for dinner in the nerd theme bar.
Danny dazed: Okay
Sam: What's happening?
Tucker: I think we're witnessing the beginning of a Rom-con.
Sam: While cosplaying Pride and Prejudice?
Jason: Your cosplay was why I noticed you, actually. I always wanted to romance Mr.Darcy.
Danny: And I always found Red Hood really attractive. Your costume is perfect.
Jason: Thank you, gorgeous.
Tim, slightly in front of Jason: And you said this would be a waste of time.

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