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Damian, raising his eyebrow, unimpressed: What about them?
Jon: Well, you know a lot about them so...
Damian: Spit it out, dancing around the subject, as you are, is unbecoming!
Jon: Th-Theres a guy I really really like and he loves dogs, and is even looking into adopting one or getting one from a good breeder, and I offered to help him because I just wanted an excuse to talk to him! But I don't know anything about dogs! I mean, there's Krypto but does he even really count as a dog? I guess also Titus and Ace but I'm only around them when I'm with you, and all I ever do I pet them!
Damian: You can not be serious.
Jon: This dog thing is really important Damian! Apprentantly he couldn't have any pets when he lived with his parents, but there was this wild dog that he would play with sometimes. He, like, really loves dogs, he gets so excited when he so much as catches a glimpse of them! His eyes get all soft and his smile is so-so bright! And he is, like, obsessed with Krypto whenever Krypto is around, its so cute!
Damian, less judgemental: You are serious.
Jon: I just want his experience with his first dog to be perfect, yaknow? Sorry, I know I'm being unreasonable.
Damian: What is he looking for?
Jon: Huh?
Damian: This guy, what is he looking for with a dog? Does he have a specific breed in mind? Any allergies? What is his house like? Does he have a yard or live in an appartment? Does he live near a park or forest if he doesn't have a yard? Does he have any physical limitations? How much time can he alot to grooming? If we're going to help him, we need to know this information so we can help him properly.
Jon, tearfully: Damian! You're the bestest friend ever!*hugs him*
Damian, embarrassed: Unhand me!
Bonus
*6 weeks later*
Jon, postmission: Agh what are we going to do with this beast? Danny is going to be here in 5 minutes! He can't see this thing! He'll freak out!
Damian, pouting: If father would just see reason and let me keep him, we wouldn't be in this situation.
Jon: What even is it? It looks kinda dogish? Maybe it already has an owner?
Beast in question: *towering golden colored animal with a wrinkled dog like snout, massive dog like paws, scales going up its limbs, long, slightly curled fangs, a curly lion-like mane, and a long curly furred tail*
Jon: I don't see a collar, do you?
Damian: No. Perhaps-
Beast: *perks up*
Danny: Hey, sorry I'm a bit early, astronomy club let out early because Michael was stupid and did a back flip off the- *stops as he makes eye contact with the "beast"*
Jon: Uhhh Danny, listen this this is-is uh-
Damian: A statue. I had it commissioned and it just arrived-
Danny: How in all the afterlives did you find a Fu Dog puppy in America!*eyes glittering in awe*
Damian: Fu Dog?
Jon: Puppy?!
Danny: Hi baby! Oh you're just the cutest thing aren't you?
Fu Puppy: *wags and shoves his nose in Danny's hand, having decided Danny wasn't an evil spirit*
Danny: So how did you find him? Fu Dog breeders are suuuper touchy about where they send their puppies, they're almost unseen outside of China! *happy petting the massive puppy, ignorant to the bewildered looks he was getting*
Jon: Oh uh we jus-
Damian: Jon told me you were in search of a dog. My father has a friend that pulled some strings. He was supposed to be a surprise, but due to some miscommunication the puppy was delivered early.
Danny, eyes soft: Really? Jon thats the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Jon, blushing: Oh uh it was-it was nothing!
Danny: Oh but this must have cost a fortune! How much do I owe you?
Damian: No need, my father happily payed, it barely made a dent. You can repay us by taking good care of him.
Danny: If you're sure. *laughs as the puppy licks him*
Jon: So, uh, not to be a party pooper but how is he going to fit in your house?
Danny, laughing: Uh, spirit shifting silly! All mythical dogs are able to do it, its how they blend in with their owners when they're masquerading as human or living. Its taught to all puppies as soon as they're old enough to be taught, since its so important to our part of the worlds secrecy. Watch, *clicks his tongue to grab the puppy's attention* P̸͚̦͌͆u̴̘̠̞̒͌p̸̡͖͛̈́͊͜p̸̠͉̠̒͘͘ÿ̵̫͚͓́̾͝,̴͕̼͖̓͌ m̸̺͕̘͋͠͝á̵̻͙͐́s̸̙͇̫̓́̚k̸̟̝͛̕͝.̴͓̠͉̐͌
Fu Puppy: *starts shimmering gold, and shinks down. the light dissipates revealing a tiny apricot colored Shar-Pei puppy*
Danny: See? *happily picks up his new puppy* Its fine!
The blessings Batman will give Danny once he realizes that this means that he has a reliable secondary home/foster to send mythical creatures to instead of letting Damian keep them.
Especially the fact that Danny has no problem making sure to update Damian about placements and life updates.
~Ghostly Home for Mythics & Monsters~
DedBoi: Those wyvrn pips have been adopted by a barn breeder. They've been adopted to an older mare who just lost a clutch to poor weather.
aSASSin: that is amenable.
DedBoi: New mama is named Crest Blazer. They've been calling the pips Jet Turbo and Rebel until they are big enough to start getting their colors.
DedBoi: <pic of a large orange wyvrn curled around two tiny black babies while a third white baby crawls on its head>
SunnyBoi: Awww so cute! ❤️
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OGded: What do you call this? Also what do I do with it?<pic of a main coon cat with wings>
DedBoi: Sir Floofingtons the third.
aSASSin: A Tressym.
OGded: Tressym, cool. So the sanctuary people are here to deal with the rest of the trafficked animals and I just need to know if this Tressym's going with them or not.
DedBoi: he's just a flying cat he can stay in this realm if you find him a proper owner. More like let him find his person. Tressyms can be quite particular about who they bond with.
OGded: 👍
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acroBAT: Plz snd HLP!!!
acroBAT: <pic of a giant fuzzy spider in a dog cage>
acroBAT: ths nt wht I xptd whn brkn up th dg rng!
DedBoi: OMW
aSASSin: is typing...
Bat: No
DedBoi: Don't worry Dami, I have several potential parents for her. It's gonna be a full on battle between Sam, Undergrowth and Fright Knight alone.
aSASSin: acceptable
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SoulWhore: Ya got any place for six hellhound bites?
aSASSin: yes
Bat: No.
SoulWhore: lookin like four boys an two gals. About... puppy sized... still milk age?
Bat: @DedBoi
SoulWhore: <pic of whispy shadow puppies with their eyes barely open>
Bat: @DedBoi
DedCopy: mine Mine MIne MINe MINE!
DedBoi: ... OH... Ellie and I are on our way.
SoulWhore: It'd be easier for me to come to you.
DedBoi: Yeah, which is why we are on our way to @aSASSin
Bat: is typing...
DedBoi: they're gonna need around the clock care for the next few weeks before we can wean them.
Bat: is trying...
DedBoi: plus the cave is best for them until their shadowy existence solidifies. Too much light this small will hurt them.
Bat: John, you may deliver the litter to the Batcave at your earliest convenience.
SoulWhore: right mate.
SunnyBoi: yay! Puppy care party!
aSASSin: are we sure it is wise to allow Jon to assist in the care of beings weak to sunlight?
DedBoi: aww, don't be mean Dami, he's the only sunshine they'll get until they're much older.
Tucker: That was a great Comic-Con. I got to meet so many voice actors.
Danny: I know! I underestimated big city cons. I went way over budget.
Sam: How much did you spend?
Danny: four hundred
Sam: FOUR HUNDRED!?
Danny: I'm including the hotel room.
Tucker: Oh thats not too bad.
Danny: Might be easy for you to say. Both of you guys have money to spare. My extracurricular activities make it impossible to keep a steady job. I need a sugar Daddy. Anybody on this escalator want to be my Sugar Daddy?
Jason turning around: Sure
Danny: *Gasp*
Jason: How much you need, gorgeous?
Danny:...I dont know. I was joking.
Jason: If you want, we can go back down the escalator to the con, and I can buy you whatever you want, then you join me for dinner in the nerd theme bar.
Danny dazed: Okay
Sam: What's happening?
Tucker: I think we're witnessing the beginning of a Rom-con.
Sam: While cosplaying Pride and Prejudice?
Jason: Your cosplay was why I noticed you, actually. I always wanted to romance Mr.Darcy.
Danny: And I always found Red Hood really attractive. Your costume is perfect.
Jason: Thank you, gorgeous.
Tim, slightly in front of Jason: And you said this would be a waste of time.
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Just so you know, whenever we invent yet another fake fandom character, they inadvertently blink into existence, ill-formed and meaningless, only to be trapped within the hellish liminal space created by the zeitgeist of our collective consciousness.
My favourite character is the highly competent, intelligent, loyal, high born, some what obsessive, but highly respected right-hand man, willing to go to extremes to protect or grant the wishes of their kind, happy, overpowered but humble, blue haired isekai protagonists who accidently rose to power...
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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
Phantom's Room: *trashed and messy with three broken space shuttles, a torn poster, and multiple glow in the dark stars tangled in the carpet instead of stuck on the ceiling*
Robin, Young Justice cowering behind him: We're so sorry Phantom! It was an accident, I swear! We were just-We were just-
Phantom, voice tight: Robin, silence.
Robin: *shuts his mouth*
Phantom: Right now, I am á̰̘̠̺͎͖ͤ͂n̴̵̘̲̳͚̠ͣ͂g̶̪̤̗͍ͭ͌̋̔ṙ̶̻͖͒͂̍̉y̸̖̝̻̞̾͛ͫͤͣ̍͋. However, instead of ruining the timeline by personally "escorting" you all to the Realms with my b̷̏͗͗ͨ͗̔͗̃a̸̞̦̫̹̜ͪ̑͂r̵̷̦̹͔̪̬͍̙ͦ̆̅͛̂ͮ̋e͎̞͇̥͛̀ͣ̋ͯ̓̅ h̸͕͙̣̼̖͈̗ͧͩ͋͆ͧ̋͛a̸͕͖̍n̷̶͎͈̖̟̮̙͎̆͂ͧ̔͋͛d̷̥͔̙̙̲̃ͣ͐ͅs̵̨̻̺̫͈̭̬̯͒̃ͭͪ̑ͅ like I so desperately want to, I am instead going to the Realms to brawl with my fellow ghosts. I do not know when I will be back, but until I am: S̶̻̞͋ͥ͂̌ͤ͗ͣt͍͇̞̰̘̜ͦ̏͊̆ͧa̶̦̰͍̙̍ͭ̽̀y̵̨̠͍̺͛̑̏ͅ o̰͍̻̪̭̞̹̠ͫ͌͛ͨͬṵ̝͙̫͉̣̰ͮt͓̲͗̇ͧ̏̉ ō͖f̴̴̫̝̩͎͇ mͧ̽͒ͪ̂̌y̴̶̬͕̞̥̯͛̀ͦͥͪͅ ṛ̶̶̪̯̰o̶͌ͨͮ̏̏o̷̧m̷̞̍̅̃͒̾ͦ͋!̨̗̳̇̌̍̆ͨͣ̽͒ Understood?
Young Justice: *gulping as they all nod their heads frantically*
Phantom: Good. Now get ǫ̷͚ͯu̝̘̟̫̮̪̳̜ͧ͒ţ̶̥̹̌͌̃͗ͤ͊́̎!̴̵̱̻͉̗͔̞̥̳͌͑ͩ̍ *shoves them out of his now trashed room and slams the door behind them*
Kid Flash: Well, that went well.
Young Justice: *groans*
Artemis: Did Phantom just insinuate, that if it wouldn't ruin the timeline, he would have killed us?
Robin: A moment of silence as thanks to the timeline for saving our lives.
on occasion, dennis whitaker will ground himself with… the ground. growing up with hardwood floors, it wasn’t uncommon for him or his brothers to splay out on the floor to try to escape the summer heat. nowadays though, he just drops to the carpet of the apartment whenever he feels homesick.
the first time he was a little nervous, turning to trinity and asking, “hey, is it cool if i like… lay on the floor?”
“umm, sure? i don’t care, man.”
it becomes one of those behaviors of his that trinity deems slightly weird. eventually she gets used to it, and doesn’t even bat an eye when she has to step over him, sprawled across the kitchen floor, to get to the fridge. sometimes he falls asleep, most times it’s just for the comforting familiarity.
baran, however, does not have the same knowledge, and one afternoon, about 2 months into dating trinity, she opens the apartment door with trinity in tow carrying groceries. that’s when she finds dennis inexplicably laying loose-limbed along the living room floor.
immediately considering the worst, a habit she’s picked up since working at the pitt, she braces herself to face whatever may be wrong with him. looking back at trinity, she whispers, “don’t go in there… let me take care of this.” locking the door behind her, baran anxiously creeps towards dennis’s slack body.
confounded and worried, trinity sets down the bags and searches for the spare key under the mat. then, she cracks the door open to peek inside and sees the scene playing out. silently laughing to herself, she sneaks up behind baran, who’s about to check for a pulse, and gently tosses a loaf of bread at dennis. it lands right on his sternum, and he’s suddenly resurrected.
simultaneously, baran and dennis sigh out the words, “what the fuck.” baran out of confusion, dennis out of annoyance.
unable to hold her laughter back anymore, trinity starts heading to the hallway to get the rest of groceries, “we got white bread for the white boy!”
dennis groans out a thanks, and baran, trying to regain control of her breathing, flops down next to him on the floor.
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