Born to don't wanna. Forced to gotta

I believe in gentle parenting. Unfortunately many people refuse to parent their child at all under the guise of gentle parenting. Sometimes you’ve got to look your fourth grader in the eye and say “Little dude, that was an asshole move.”

Happy 4th of July

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

why is pride always in summer. what about the dykes that can't tolerate the heat huh. what about us. I mean them.

Can we normalize being quiet for no reason. No tension, no issues, just quietness. Simple.

I love that Tumblr is like “We got Neil Gaiman to do a question and answer session so send in your questions and maybe he’ll answer them!” as though the man hasn’t spent the last few years hanging out here answering random questions and cementing himself as a widely beloved fixture of this site

I thought the oar was his thumb, and thought he was just turned around like “ get a load of this guy?”

Pushes a straw into your aura and drinks it lol