just a family of all boys

we're all down bad for the hail mary huh

A few more decades

inject it

klinger as the whiny queen out of drag. bj as the mustache fag in a slutty shorts-tank top combo straight out of hal fischer's gay semiotics. hawkeye as the local basic bisexual bottom who doesn't even need to signal bc everybody's had him and knows what he likes. seven thousand lesbians in patterned shirts. bunch of daddies just hanging out and bitching. everyone glistening with sweat under rainbow lights. potter as the owner who's had to close and reopen the place 15 times over in the 60s telling them they're out of cranberry juice for the cape codder cocktails. bj propositioning hawkeye and the both of them leaving to go have some fun in a toilet stall