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Violin Exorcism
When a party of bards attacks the warrior
Violins practicing harmonics.
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SOMEONE WHO DOESNT WATCH WRESTLING EXPLAIN THIS
Violin Exorcism
When a party of bards attacks the warrior
Violins practicing harmonics.

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Why celebrate 1400 you ask? Â Because why not celebrate early and support a good cause! Â
Richard has launched his âBig Bag Oâ Dicksâ campaign to support Feeding America and what better way to celebrate all of you and our mutual love of him than by supporting his campaign? Â
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My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout âWhy the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!â to her son.
every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post
1. If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.
2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:
THIS IS GOLD
oh m god please watch the video itâs some of the most contagious laughter on the planet
When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought âyess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last timeâ, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made
I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT
STILL FUNNY
Please note the username of the video poster.
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petition to rename the usa âsouth canadaâ
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caNâT BREATHE OH MY GOD
Iâm not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
IT IS AN HONOUR TO HAVE THIS GRACE MY DASH
reblogging from myself bc i found this when scrolling through my blog
Reblogging again because this is too god for not reblog
this is one of the few posts you have to reblog or else youâll never see it in a million years besides screenshots
@asexual-loser
Iâve only ever seen this post in screenshots. I can now die happy
âCanada that is totally a planet shut the fuck upâ is my favorite part
I agree with the changes
on a list of dumb shit i know:
the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.
elvis presley was a registered DEA officer who asked nixon for the title and was awarded it.
What else?
the great escape artist houdini was living in a time period where mysticism, fortune telling, ouija boards, seances and etc were becoming very common place and trendy. and he fucking hated it so much. so much that he would go to seances in disguise and make some bullshit off the wall shit like âmy son died last year can you let me talk to himâ and the seance person would be like âTHIS IS YOUR SON HELLO FATHERâ then heâd rip off his disguise and be like YOU FRAUD I HAVE NO CHILDREN.
He died on Halloween night in detroit and as far as i know every year they hold seances on halloween trying to get in contact with his spirit. If seances work i bet his ghost is just pissed off and not responding out of raw spite.
foxes cant snarl like dogs and wolves cus the muscles in their muzzle dont allowe it so they just drop their jaws and scream.
Brain: *An extremely obscure fact from the subject I never studied in my life*
Me: How the f*ck do we know this?
Brain: I donât know!
Both: *Screaming*
Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.
Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?
Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!
Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.
Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerousÂ
Psychology: Best not.
Physics: ????????? How??????
Zoology: In zoology, science licks you.Â
Anthropology: Maybe ask first.
Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN
Sociology:Â Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.
Botany:Â You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious
Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know itâs working
Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLDÂ PLEASE DO NOT
Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably donât.
Engineering:Â Maybe, but itâll probably taste like spreadsheetsÂ
Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it
Neuroscience: that is someoneâs brain. no. do not
Marine biology: you can try, but youâll probably just get a mouthful of seawater
Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it
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Reblogging purely for that last one.
ANDREW JACKSONâS PARROT HAD TO BE EJECTED FROM HIS FUNERAL BECAUSE OF ALL THE PROFANITY IT WAS SHOUTING
This is the best fact about Jackson I have ever read.
how to track anonymous asks.
sshubashushu:
So you have your ask.
STEP ONE: Highlight the word âblockâ
STEP TWO: Right click the word block.
STEP THREE: Click âView Selection Sourceâ
STEP FOUR: Something like this should pop up:
Highlight the âIPâ (the blacked out part). STEP FIVE: Copy the IP address and paste it to this website: http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
Paste the IP address into there, press enter or âLookup IP Addressâ and all the information should come up.Â
If any of you are getting anon hate and you wanna be that extra mile of petty, here you go. Choose your weapon bb. đâ¤ď¸
Bitches you are dead now ahah
Another Fun Fact: if someoneâs harassing you online and telling you to kill yourself, thatâs equal to jail time! :D
All you gotta do is find em and tell your local police! â¤ď¸
@thiickreigns Incase anyone needs it
For my fellow KakaSaku shippers that are getting harassed
@ all my friends who have been the victims of nasty asks recently
For the anon that asked xxx
For anyone getting anon hate.
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Good to know!!

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What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itâs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatâs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I havenât seen this post in like 3 years
Even though it might not spread far, I shall try to spread it further so it never dies.
Wait, where are the notes?
OMG so true
guys look at where the notes should be.
What the fuck?
notes be gone.
WE BROKE TUMBLR YAAY
OMG this pic could not be more true
It wasnât originally posted by anyone either. The legendary âghostâ post⌠O.o
Dear god we did it. We finally encountered the tumblr ghost..
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I liked it and it said 1 note- but tapping on it shows way more.
Reblog if youâd trust Misha Collins enough to get in a car with him on a dark Monday night.
Still trying to prove a point to my teacher.
I wouldn't give him my phone (if unlocked) or computer but I would trust him with literally anything else I can think of.
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which one r u?
pessimist, sees the glass as half empty: capricorn, virgo, gemini, scorpio optimist, sees the glass as half full: pisces, sagittarius, libra, aquarius realist, knows it is just half a fucking glass: cancer, taurus, scorpio, leo, aries
I am a pessimist and a realist, yay Scorpio!
Accurate.

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Helpful things for action writers to remember
Sticking a landing will royally fuck up your joints and possibly shatter your ankles, depending on how high youâre jumping/falling from. Thereâs a very good reason free-runners dive and roll.Â
Hand-to-hand fights usually only last a matter of seconds, sometimes a few minutes. Itâs exhausting work and unless you have a lot of training and history with hand-to-hand combat, youâre going to tire out really fast.Â
Arrows are very effective and you canât just yank them out without doing a lot of damage. Most of the time the head of the arrow will break off inside the body if you try pulling it out, and arrows are built to pierce deep. An arrow wound demands medical attention.Â
Throwing your opponent across the room is really not all that smart. Youâre giving them the chance to get up and run away. Unless youâre trying to put distance between you so you can shoot them or something, donât throw them.Â
Everyone has something called a âflinch responseâ when they fight. This is pretty much the brainâs way of telling you âget the fuck out of here or weâre gonna die.â Experienced fighters have trained to suppress this. Think about how long your character has been fighting. A character in a fist fight for the first time is going to take a few hits before their survival instinct kicks in and they start hitting back. A character in a fist fight for the eighth time that week is going to respond a little differently.Â
ADRENALINE WORKS AGAINST YOU WHEN YOU FIGHT. THIS IS IMPORTANT. A lot of times people think that adrenaline will kick in and give you some badass fighting skills, but itâs actually the opposite. Adrenaline is what tires you out in a battle and it also affects the fighterâs efficacy - meaning it makes them shaky and inaccurate, and overall they lose about 60% of their fighting skill because their brain is focusing on not dying. Adrenaline keeps you alive, it doesnât give you the skill to pull off a perfect roundhouse kick to the opponentâs face.Â
Swords WILL bend or break if you hit something hard enough. They also dull easily and take a lot of maintenance. In reality, someone who fights with a sword would have to have to repair or replace it constantly.
Fights get messy. Thereâs blood and sweat everywhere, and that will make it hard to hold your weapon or get a good grip on someone.Â
A serious battle also smells horrible. Thereâs lots of sweat, but also the smell of urine and feces. After someone dies, their bowels and bladder empty. There might also be some questionable things on the ground which can be very psychologically traumatizing. Remember to think about all of the characterâs senses when theyâre in a fight. Everything WILL affect them in some way.Â
If your sword is sharpened down to a fine edge, the rest of the blade canât go through the cut you make. Youâll just end up putting a tiny, shallow scratch in the surface of whatever you strike, and you could probably break your sword.Â
ARCHERS ARE STRONG TOO. Have you ever drawn a bow? It takes a lot of strength, especially when youâre shooting a bow with a higher draw weight. Draw weight basically means âthe amount of force you have to use to pull this sucker back enough to fire it.â To give you an idea of how that works, hereâs a helpful link to tell you about finding bow sizes and draw weights for your characters.  (CLICK ME)
If an archer has to use a bow theyâre not used to, it will probably throw them off a little until theyâve done a few practice shots with it and figured out its draw weight and stability.Â
People bleed. If they get punched in the face, theyâll probably get a bloody nose. If they get stabbed or cut somehow, theyâll bleed accordingly. And if theyâve been fighting for a while, theyâve got a LOT of blood rushing around to provide them with oxygen. Theyâre going to bleed a lot.Â
Hereâs a link to a chart to show you how much blood a person can lose without dying. (CLICK ME)Â
If you want a more in-depth medical chart, try this one. (CLICK ME)
Hopefully this helps someone out there. If you reblog, feel free to add more tips for writers or correct anything Iâve gotten wrong here.Â
How to apply Writing techniques for action scenes:
- Short sentences. Choppy. One action, then another. When thereâs a lull in the fight, take a moment, using longer phrases to analyze the situationâthen dive back in. Snap, snap, snap. - Same thing with words - short, simple, and strong in the thick of battle. Save the longer syllables for elsewhere. - Characters do not dwell on things when they are in the heat of the moment. They will get punched in the face. Focus on actions, not thoughts. - Go back and cut out as many adverbs as possible. - No seriously, if thereâs ever a time to use the strongest verbs in your vocabulary - Bellow, thrash, heave, shriek, snarl, splinter, bolt, hurtle, crumble, shatter, charge, raze - itâs now. - Donât forget your other senses. People might not even be sure what they saw during a fight, but they always know how they felt. - Taste: Dry mouth, salt from sweat, copper tang from blood, etc - Smell: OP nailed it - Touch: Headache, sore muscles, tense muscles, exhaustion, blood pounding. Bruised knuckles/bowstring fingers. Injuries that ache and pulse, sting and flare white hot with pain. - Pain will stay with a character. Even if itâs minor. - Sound and sight might blur or sharpen depending on the character and their experience/exhaustion. Colors and quick movements will catch the eye. Loud sounds or noises from behind may serve as a fighterâs only alert before an attack. - If something unexpected happens, shifting the characterâs whole attention to that thing will shift the Audienceâs attention, too. - Aftermath. This is where the details resurface, the characters pick up things they cast aside during the fight, both literally and metaphorically. Fights are chaotic, fast paced, and self-centered. Characters know only their self, their goals, whatâs in their way, and the quickest way around those threats. The aftermath is when people can regain their emotions, their relationships, their rationality/introspection, and anything else they couldnât afford to think or feel while their lives were on the line.
Do everything you can to keep the fight here and now. Maximize the physical, minimize the theoretical. Keep things immediate - no theories or what ifs.
If writing a strategist, who needs to think ahead, try this: keep strategy to before-and-after fights. Lay out plans in calm periods, try to guess what enemies are thinking or what they will do. During combat, however, the character should think about his options, enemies, and terrain in immediate terms; that is, in shapes and direction. (Large enemy rushing me; dive left, circle around / Scaffolding on fire, pool below me / two foes helping each other, separate them.)
Lastly, after writing, read it aloud. Anyplace your tongue catches up on a fast moving scene, edit. Smooth action scenes rarely come on the first try.
Another great writing resource thatâs so helpful when writing action.
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Whenever Iâm writing/reading smut involving Crowley or LuciferâŚ
I go through phases of who I want to read. Sometimes switching fandom even. Last ones I remember were Cas and Gabe, but I have hooked on Lucifer for a while now.
Also I have no problem 'making the lord very nervous' by reading Luci - any suggestions?