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I'm a time traveller from the 20th century. I travelled 26 years into the future to deliver this message. At a speed of 1 year per year

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

this is now available as a free downloadable file with transparent .pngs and a grackle recolor on my kofi!

Eva Stratt appreciation moment. I love you my trolly problem diva.

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it