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the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

I hate a clear blue sky. Gimme somethin to look at

not the hands

why are your hands so big. the sky is so big and your hands take up a huge part of it. whats going on.

not the hands

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

Bro videos are always 🔥 💯.. instant collaborations

The thing is, I’m not even particularly opposed to Egyptian artefacts being in museums around the world. I really am not, I’m a firm believer as an Egyptian that the entirety of the ancient world is all of our shared history as a species, none of it is more ‘mine’ than it is yours, or anyone’s. I think it can get really reactionary and bourgeois really fast when people allow themselves to get nationalistic and territorial about their people’s ancient past and accomplishments, and we’ve seen firsthand how appeals to ancient greatness and sowing nationalism that way can be deployed to distract the people from their depreciating material conditions under an imperialist-installed regime. But it’s not all without context is it. The fact artefacts from the history of the imperial periphery specifically are scattered across the globe is not a phenomenon that came to exist by happenstance and in a vacuum. The fact that like only 9 out of the 29 obelisks discovered in Egypt are still on the continent isn’t because Europe just started sprouting granite pillars in the 19th century. So every time I read about some new ancient Egyptian exhibit somewhere half the world away, my first thought will always be “I wonder which era of colonial plunder they got this one from.” Which kind of poisons the well a bit

One of my side projects is going back and reading the inaugural appearances of various superheroes, and something that was really really funny about doing this with Silver-Age Flash is that without knowing an exhaustive chronology of the character I was kind of primed to assume that he was a victim of power creep, right? Reddit-style FlashGod showings of power being something that evolved out of the usual decades-long process of one-upmanship. And then you read the double-feature where he debuted and, no, his second outing has him casually running fast enough to break the time barrier so he can pursue a time-travelling criminal. And in the first feature in that issue, the one where he gets his powers, he fights his intuitive natural enemy- The Turtle Man, The World's Slowest Man

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.