unmaddened

ALSO stop packing them covered in diet culture shit I don't need to see how little calories you're overcharging me for, some of us have eating disorders your worthless fatphobic shitheads.

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

funniest moment in moby dick is when they meet another captain who lost a limb to the white whale and ahab goes like “and dost thy blood not boil, aye, and the very marrow of thy bones too, to know that the wretched creature and very devil of the sea that harmed us both still draws breath??” and the ship captain is like no i’m fine, it wasn’t the whale’s fault or anything. i mean imagine actually holding a grudge against a fish lmao that’s actually the funniest thing i’ve ever heard and ahab goes you don’t know what the FUCK you’re talking about. and stamps his foot so hard he breaks his ivory leg

Love it when a tragedy introduces another character who's having basically the same terrible day and making even one (1) less Bad Decision about it. Just looking straight at the audience and saying "also don't you DARE fucking say he was a victim of circumstance. This is what circumstance could have made him if he wasn't Like That."

it's thousand yard stare summer