totally gnarly dude

if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music

i am a mollusc, you are an irritant, and i am actively coating you with successive depositions of nacreous material which will eventually render you beautiful, silent, smooth, and quite dead

thanks

you’re welcome :) now silence

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∶)

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

bad news about the boulder everyone

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

Microdosing on flirting by liking each other’s posts

If mango has million number of fans i am one of them . if mango has ten fans i am one of them. if mango have only one fan and that is me . if mango has no fans, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against the mango, i am against the world. i love #mango till my last breath.. .. Die Hard fan of mango . Hit Like If you Think mango Best fruit & Smart In the world

Just learned that the guy who made the Garfield "You are not immune to propaganda" started selling NFT's

high speed clownload

100 sillybytes per second

i love how much attitude the red m&m has but i think id rather be the yellow m&ms friend

i got broken up with the moment i posted this by the way. no hard feelings at all but i think it makes it funnier

big fan of situations where nobody gets hurt 

OSHA

On the one hand, it's obviously wrong to girlbossify the ex wives of billionaires and all. On the other hand I really want to see the trifecta completed and the resulting chaos of Grimes dumping Musk

likes charge reblogs cast

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

"at least one"

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the "Thinking Period"

Electroshocks Georg has got something going on and I don’t know if I want to know what