The Official #ComorbidWoman

he feet right size for he gotdamn. socks?

advertisements dont even exist to sell you on the quality of a commodity so much as ensure that you're always aware of its existence. and yes, logo placement on products is a form of advertising.

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

I really like this website because somebody will be like “there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic, bootlicker” and you can be like okay this clearly evolved from a valid point about how the US is too car-centric. But something happened to it.

"i think", i say, about my own ocs, who i made,

“my headcanon is…” i say about the canon that i made about my own characters

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

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OOPS TOO DEEP

Speak for yourself, that's exactly what I was looking for.

i always see “tag fav fruit” posts but i’ve never seen a fav veg post so rb & tag your favourite vegetable