Yep, this place is haunted as shit. -Abstro @hauntedindigo - Tumblr Blog

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mrsterlingeverything

goopydad

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

felassan

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alleesaur

rolling rolling rolling

ampervadasz

thickness-protection-program

Edward Cullen energy

jultheevirgo

what does that mean?

thickness-protection-program

trans--ender-deactivated2021061

minecraft isnt a horror game huh? then explain why my ass has been slapped by several berry bushes while on peaceful?

trans--ender-deactivated2021061

what the fuck was i on last night

the-minecraft-blog

Peaceful, apparently

wizardshark

hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them

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glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

hellenhighwater

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

maddie-w-draws

my jimothy fanart

#raccoon #jimothy

bisforbutch

Reblog to punch a nazi

3000s

they hate each other.

barin-mclegg

hey bestie you forgot the poll

3000s

oh sorry

would you kill and eat these animals?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

barin-mclegg

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

3000s

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

3000s

would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?

yes

no

Voting ended onOct 9, 2024

james-spaders-third-ball

god I love my county🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

whatthehellisthis-world

God I love my country 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷

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brucebocchi

20th-centuryghost

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

purlturtle

mayfay

kaity--did

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

kaity--did

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

kaity--did

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

kaity--did

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

kaity--did

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

kaity--did

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

kaity--did

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

kaity--did

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

justplainsalty

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

kaity--did

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

kaity--did

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

nataliehall

Jimoteè Chamameé

Who wants a Jimothy tattoo 🤣

misscromwellsmonocle

Two Earthlings (2009) by John Brosio

youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

unyieldingsilence

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a-french-guardsman

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

a-french-guardsman

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually

shrimpin-aint-easy

BUG 🦞 BUG

blaurascon

i reblogged this last night but i have since been reminded of one of my favorite pairs of socks. i still have no idea what this is supposed to mean. please enjoy

shrimpin-aint-easy

ANIMAL 🦀 ANIMAL

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