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$LAYYYTER
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@1988-fiend
*shrieks in anger*

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Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space
Don't forget to play it loud as fuck
please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.
This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.
It took them two tries to ban it?
>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE

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shoutout to the person in my building that left their halloween skeleton on their balcony and proceeded to dress it up for other holidays
thanksgiving
christmas
not pictured: when I came back from the holidays and there’d been a huge storm while I was gone, so all that was left was a pelvis
but we persist. valentines
st patricks day
and the latest, easter
HAPPY PRIDE!!!!
Jim Henson and Kermit in France 1987
I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there
"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.
and love..........
do not, my friends, become addicted to touching. it will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.
it will take hold of me?🥺👉👈

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The Muppet Show rare behind the scenes photo
happy in his blankeyy
ID / TL;DW: young Black man explains the history of voodoo dolls: they originated in England, where Black people where prohibited from learning to read or write, to help witches keep track of what ailed their patients. Eg., person goes to witch and laments headache, they treat their headache and make a small doll (called "poppet"), trying to represent them as good as possible, stick a needle in its head and put it up a shelf. When they return next week, the witch takes their poppet and asks about their headache. If it's gone, they remove the needle, otherwise they know they have to treat a rather persistent headache.
I'm just gonna freeze-frame this for everybody:
Thinking about how Matt Murdock would love an s/o with curly hair because of the sensation of the texture SIGHHHHH………………him playing with your hair when you’re around is a near constant and he acts like a kicked puppy any time you make him stop bc he’s frizzing it up 😭😭😭😭 god forbid you try to talk to him when he’s so distracted by it too, you will absolutely have to be repeating yourself!!!
At the grocery store, every question you ask about produce is answered with silence and a small absentminded smile as Matt, trailing much too close behind you, distracts himself with your locks. He pulls gently at a curl like a spring, then: “Sorry, what did you say?”
You stop the cart to stare at him incredulously, knowing he can sense your unimpressed eyes on him. You think he’s trying to raise your blood pressure on purpose, especially with the deepening (now coy) smile on his face as he hears your heart rate kick up. “Matthew, I swear to God.” You hiss through your teeth, a helpless mix of annoyance and fondness lacing your voice.
If your hair is on the more coily side and you’re able to get protective styles, I can see Matt absolutely adoring all of them as well!!! His personal favorites are any sort of braids, he loves feeling the ridges of them between his fingers.
On the rare lazy days you both get, you can always count on awakening next to Matt softly playing with your hair, already up and clingy.
“Good morning, sweetheart,” he leans in to give you a slow, dizzying kiss that has you giggling into his mouth. After he’s sufficiently stolen your breath, his lips trail up your skin to kiss the side of your head before inhaling the sweet smell of your shampoo. Nothing intoxicates his senses as much as you do!!!!!
Someone got Roni, at the vet now but he wasn't moving in the box. Send good thoughts.
UPDATE THE VET FOUND A FAINT HEARTBEAT, HE'S ALIVE
He's very very cold, thin, and there's a kink in his back that might mean its broken but he's alive and they're going to try to save him!
Come on Roni baby, come on, please please please
Heartbeat is a little stronger as he warms up! They're going to wait until he's more stable before trying an x ray for the kink in his back!
And they asked if he crashes, if I would sign off on CPR and like YOU CAN DO THAT WITH A SNAKE?! I said yes, hoping it won't be needed but just in case!
Not looking good guys. Wish it was good news instead.
Roni has crossed the bridge, and he did it warm and comfortable as could be while I stroked his little pepperoni spots and told him he was the best little muppet I could ever have asked for. I told him everyone had been looking for him, that he made so many people happy. That he was the best eater in the world and I loved his little coil piles he'd lay in and the way he'd curl up around my neck and poke his head out through my hair to look around while I was walking around with him. And I thanked him for holding on long enough that I had a chance to say goodbye to my first and bestest noodle, giving me closure.
I love you, lil Roni. I had dreamed of a snake like you since I was 5 years old. And you were so much better than I ever could have imagined.

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It’s hard to watch other people live out your dreams
*cools ur dashboard down*